Best Coupons Poems

cutting coupons

from paper left

on the john...

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Cut them out with great care
Check the expiry dates
Carry them in your purse
Combine if allowed and
Carefully explain to
Cashiers who sometimes are
Confounded at the deal

Written on 08/23/2016
Contest :'Pleiades C'  by Kim Merryman...

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She always considered herself
to be a good housewife
Took care of all the necessary things
in her husband and children's life
But in the kitchen, she really took pride
in being the savings queen
She purveyed every telly commercial,
online promos, coupons in the pages
of newspapers and magazines
She was taught as...

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Coupons—Let the Clipper Beware

By Elton Camp

For those who don’t know how to shop
Cutting out coupons perhaps should stop

Some clipper will shout in utter dismay
“How can such foolishness you dare say?”

“By using coupons, I get items at little cost
And now you suggest that my effort is...

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Coupons

Coupons arrive most every day,
Keep the Post Office going, I say,
As for me I throw them  away,
I can’t afford what I’d have to pay.

For the catch is you have to spend the rest,
Thousands for a new roof or a driveway at best,
Or you get...

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It comes natural.
To want to save time as well as money.
We incur convenience.
Readily available to what we long most.
It occurs quite often.
The constant clipping and saving.
In search of the best deal.
Not taking into consideration that we might be short changing ourselves.
The shredding and discarding of...

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Jack had just escaped the local slammer
He’d struck the sheriff's car with a hammer.  
He tried to look normal, in an aisle in Stop and Shop
But he wondered who might be an undercover cop.

Sally was unhappy, by the baked goods she would go
She wondered...

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