Best Coons Poems

'Tis another glorious spring and I planted my garden with the expectation,
That I shall reap a bountiful harvest for my table with minimum frustration!

I planted...

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Raggedy Weeds Poem
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Finished vines
waving limply in the wind,
tangled streaks across the hillside.

The Autumn Earth
conceals eternal motion
under a carpet of many colors;
a fluid carpet that flutters and shifts
beneath...

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Faint stillness of the night falls swiftly down 
and masked raccoons now pillage darkest night. 
Fluffed owls with sparkling eyes are flying free 
and rabbits,...

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There once was a contest winners page.

I heard that it was all the rage.

People would go there to see,

If they had sweet victory,

But, it's been...

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Now the feline and the masked loony coon.
They steal the deal when they enter the room.
The raccoon and the cat, rat-a-tat-tat. 
Fire station seems to...

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there was these woods as a kid that always gave me chills
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For my sister, Sami, because this morning one of our four Maine Coons suddenly and unexpectedly died...

Haughty snobbish tomcat
tap water trample cat
never inside brat
inferiority complexity
acrobat
My...

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While cleaning my house one night,
I heard a noise outside real clear.
I looked out the door and to my surprise
Ol’ Wes, ol’ Craig, and Rocky...

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There is a new sheriff in town and he’s a Maine Coon of course.
We had tried a duck, a fish, a llama, a cobra, a...

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Betsy is “just a cow” most would say. She’s dark rust, almost auburn in color, with large white patches all over her body and especially...

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Cousin Donald Comes to Town ...

Elroy was all cock-a-hoop cos
cousin Donald was a-comin'
a visiting & they were so darn
chuffed & tremblin' in anticipation
that friday night...

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Cats have always been with me
each in their own way 
has run my house, has run my life,
and worried me when they strayed.

White cats like...

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I fly out of my lair
  to land in your hair
You brush me off
  as if I weren't there

Yet now you're infected
 ...

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The Rodents’ Bane

Sphynx cats
jinx rats

A Most Unlikely Scenario

Shorthairs
court bears

Cat Catalogers

Shorthairs
sort wares

When Cats Go Formal

Bombay
Prom Day

Tranquil Lost Feline

Calm stray
Bombay

Detain the Cat

Waylay
Bombay

What Gangsta Cats Do

Rag Dolls
Snag Molls

A...

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