Best Colonoscopy Poems
Below are the all-time best Colonoscopy poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of colonoscopy poems written by PoetrySoup members
An Unusual ColonoscopyI stepped in for my first colonoscopy. I was nervous everyone could see
I had a choice to be awake or put out if I was...
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Categories:
colonoscopy, humor, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
ColonoscopyI went to the hospital and they said they were going to shove a camera up my ass.
I told them that I didn't want that...
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Categories:
colonoscopy, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
My ColonoscopyNot sure if this would be consider taboo
To even mention the view
Did I just hear her say the word touche
When the doctor proceeded to...
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Categories:
colonoscopy, funny, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
colonoscopy, healthhope,
Form:
Limerick
Mediclueless, a Hypochondriac's LamentI feel I have appendicitis,
Or a bad case of bursitis,
And I think I need another tonsillectomy.
I'm sure I got a staph infection
From a tetanus injection
While...
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Categories:
colonoscopy, health, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Twice the ManI once was one twenty, now I’m two fifty three
I’m twice the man that I used to be
I gave up smoking because they said it...
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Categories:
colonoscopy, funny
Form:
Couplet
Cold and FlexibleA serial of haikus, all addressing the same topic with
a hint of humor; but advice that could save your life
or that of a loved...
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Categories:
colonoscopy, adventure, age, angst, body,
Form:
Haiku
FlushedIt’s time for my next colonoscopy
Oh, how I dread the cost to me.
Must I drink all that stuff?
Wouldn’t a pint be enough?
I fear my insides...
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Categories:
colonoscopy, health, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Six Wet WipesHe's scheduled for a colonoscopy
Commode will soon fill with allotropy
Only clear liquid diet
This soon will be a riot
Six wipes sent by a person who's...
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Categories:
colonoscopy, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Getting OldHave you had your colonoscopy?
Your mammogram? Or hey –
Your stress test? Blood work? Body scan?
Get on it right away!
If you cannot relate to this,
Just...
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Categories:
colonoscopy, age, health,
Form:
Rhyme
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugh, So Darn UglyG;Geico commercials B;(you knew this was coming); Billy Mays commercials U;
hour long imfomercials
G;Big, juicy homemade hamburgers B;White Castle belly burners
G; Best...
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Categories:
colonoscopy, funny, imagination, inspirational, life,
Form:
List
Fiber For Our LifeNow that I'm in my 50's and over the hill,
I'm getting more and more medical mail,
lots of it pertaining to a certain ailment,
this one being...
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Categories:
colonoscopy, health, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Health TipIf you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport.
You'll get a free x-ray and breast exam for sure,
and if you mention Al Qaeda nonchalantly,
you'll...
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Categories:
colonoscopy, health,
Form:
Rhyme
Paper 'Moon' PantiesThe medic said put on these knickers
By golly they caused me loud snickers
Featuring a butt flap
They are truly mad cap
Not ‘cut out’ for tea at...
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Categories:
colonoscopy, clothes, health, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Strangers In PeoriaI met a proper woman in a proper pub on a Monday in Peoria. It was noon, time for lunch, and we were sitting stool...
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Categories:
colonoscopy, break up,
Form:
Prose