My Colonoscopy

I passed a colonoscopy that gas was asked to free When all about my head went dead and smell was left to be That all my senses cried for help embarrassed for the cause That every doctor bared the sound of what was near applause So off I went to seek my fame and show I wasn't sick And let them probe my butt for long that humble came quite quick So as the screen would show my way the camera went as far My offer to the doctor's cause not near from a cigar When every lesson ever learned came back to say I'm fine When every cure for what I had was picture perfect wine So all the time I asked for help it wasn't just a line- But wanting more than circumstance to help my case divine And all the doctor's did as much for service I'm too proud Despite the lessons learned that day that volume came too loud