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Below are the all-time best Clients poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of clients poems written by PoetrySoup members

This Klutz For Hire

I’ve picked it up a hundred times
yet dropped it just once more
So I give up, the blasted thing
can lay there on the floor

And stepping out...

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Categories: clients, hilarious, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Alan, the Astrologer

Hi! I'm Alan
  the astrologer
I used to be 
  a mythologer

Here's the forecast
  for tonight
I'm sure you'll see
  I've got it...

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Categories: clients, planet, science, silly, stars,
Form: Light Verse

Laughter Is the Best Medicine

OLD MA.

Old Ma always gave the kids a nice treat
Always nuts and never anything sweet
But they soon found out why
Nuts were in great supply
Choc nut...

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Categories: clients, humor,
Form: Limerick

The Obeah Woman

The Obeah Woman

Heavy musty air reeks with the Obeah Woman’s pungent perfume, 
sweat, burnt incense, bitter roots, and swirling black smoke,
dim light from a waning...

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Categories: clients, magic, mystery,
Form: Rhyme

Eskimo Nell and the Door Repair Man

For Andrea’s contest 
Show me the Funny (part two)

Eskimo Nell & the Door Repair Man

Now Eskimo Nell 
Has a story to tell
A tale, about my...

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Categories: clients, humorous,
Form: I do not know?

A Modern Woman's Plight

She wakens to the most ungodly ring tone-
her husband's cell phone left there by her bed.
And next, her damn alarm clock's blare is fed
by noise...

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Categories: clients, life,
Form: Italian Sonnet

Checked Out

There was a lady stock broker
who used clients' funds for poker.
One customer got wise
and to the lady's surprise.
Saw fit to up and croaker....

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Categories: clients, corruption, money,
Form: Limerick

Classified Ad a Satire

*** Classified Ad — “Position Wanted” ***

  ((The following is from ad details written on the ad draft form submitted by the ad’s purchaser,...

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Categories: clients, fun, humor, imagery, joy,
Form: Narrative

Dope Boy

You’re selling drugs to your own people; you’re like a terrorist bomb 
            ...

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Categories: clients, education, inspirational, life, passion,
Form: I do not know?

In the Soup

IN THE SOUP

My late aunt was always getting herself in the soup,
Wanted to share this with my poetry group,
Good clients of ours we invited home...

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Categories: clients, dad,
Form: Rhyme

Mississippi's John Grisham

I made a firm commitment long ago
	to read great novels frequently, not just
	when I had time to kill or took a class
	in college, for then...

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Categories: clients, appreciation, pride, writing,
Form: Quatrain

Under My Skin

Alone she sits at a table for two
In the corner bistro off Main
Cole Porter’s "I’ve Got You under My Skin"
Wafts softly throughout the room 
After...

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Categories: clients, fantasy, hope, love, sad,
Form: Narrative

Survivors and Warriors

I've been writing since sun up...lol  and it's awesome.  Everything I see, each picture, what I read, everything I train on, God supplies...

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Categories: clients, appreciation, growth, happiness, heaven,
Form: Couplet

What's In the Noose

Long tennis matches stretch on and on for love of deuce,
While endless freight trains mercifully end with a little red caboose.

Domestic snits could be shortened...

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Categories: clients, humorous, perspective, word play,
Form: Monorhyme

Beautifying the Dead

Source of living is dealing with the dead
Making them look refreshed from toe to head
Beautifying every face
So as to exude God’s grace…
With such occupation, his...

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Categories: clients, blessing, christian, death, faith,
Form: Limerick