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Alan, the Astrologer

Hi! I'm Alan
  the astrologer
I used to be 
  a mythologer

Here's the forecast
  for tonight
I'm sure you'll see
  I've got it right

The stars are green
  The moon is pink
The North Star is
  on the blink

Venus is 
  out to dinner
On her diet
  Mars looks thinner

Jupiter's
  a god of Rome
Saturn's rings
  are made of foam

The Milky Way's
  a candy bar
The sun's too big
  to be a star

Pluto is
  a goofy mutt
Uranus has
  a charming butt

These true facts
  I tell my clients
All MY predictions ~
  based on science

Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2020

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Anne E Sangster - K Date: 12/15/2020 5:57:00 AM Excellent! Love your sense of humour. Definitely a favourite for me. :-D Lol Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 12/15/2020 5:29:00 PM Thanks so much for the FAVE, Anne. Always an honor for me to get one. Laughter and Life, Gershon

Caren Krutsinger Date: 11/18/2020 6:04:00 AM This is hilarious! I love this poem. A FAVE for me! Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 11/18/2020 4:59:00 PM Please know that you were definitely in mind as I was composing this one. Thanks for your inspiration, Caren! :)

Alexis Y. Date: 11/16/2020 4:13:00 PM Lol! Gershon, I really loved this hilarious write! Where was Alan, when I was taught about the constellation? I enjoyed the read my friend:-)Alexis Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 11/17/2020 3:41:00 PM Well, I think that Alan must have still been a 'mythologer' when you were learning about the constellations. Sorry about the 'consternation.' lol. Thanks, Alexis.

Simon Hamill Date: 11/16/2020 8:44:00 AM So funny,love it. One smile is worth a thousand tears. Thank you.take care.simon,:) Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 11/16/2020 1:36:00 PM Thank you so much for your encouraging words and your support, Simon. Cheers, Gershon

Suzanne Delaney Date: 11/16/2020 3:42:00 AM Hi Gershon: I enjoyed this little romp among the planets. Your imagination is limitless, giving me a smile this morning. Best, SuZ Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 11/16/2020 1:55:00 PM Thank you, Suzanne... I do better late at night. All my normal (stupid) inhibitions have worn away by then. Smiles for miles, Gershon

Emilia James Date: 11/16/2020 3:10:00 AM lol, you are so brilliantly clever with your humour, just love this, faving this one, thank you for the smile and laugh Gershon, Emilia : ) Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 11/16/2020 1:52:00 PM Thank you so much for the FAVE, Emilia. Wish I could get in the mood more often to write more poems like this one... Light and Joy, Gershon

John Watt Date: 11/15/2020 10:15:00 PM Dr. Alan, your head may be in the clouds, but you definitely have stars in your eyes! Your imagination knows no bounds, and I'll be whistling this clever little 'Nep'-tune all night. Pluto and Uranus were my faves. This will most certainly have 'universal' appeal ~ Moon Unit Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 11/16/2020 1:42:00 PM Ha, ha, 'Moon Unit.' You father was one of my favorite musicians. ~ Dweezil