Best Chummy Poems
If you're out in the wilderness with a joker type friend
And you run out of food, think it might be the end
Don't eat your chummy
He'll surely taste funny
And over with laughter you surely will bend
In a far away land of milk and honey
Lived a gentleman who was loaded with money
Had everything
But lost his zing
Till Matilda came along and touched his wee chummy
© Jack Ellison 2015
In a far away land of milk and honey
Lived a gentleman who was loaded with money
Had everything
But had lost his zing
Till Matilda came along and touched his wee chummy
In a far away land of milk and honey
Lived a gentleman who was loaded with money
Had everything
But had lost his zing
Till Matilda came along and touched his wee chummy
Have a cute wee chummy ready for action in my pants
That's not it's only talent, it also can do an exotic dance
Extremely adept
These secrets kept
Chummy's the source of my amazing endurance
“Doo-doo, doo-doo,” we hear the beast coming.
Music gets under our skin. The worst of attacks,
narrated by the boat’s captain. Unsettling sink
of the USS Indianapolis. Just below the hull,
a giant life wanting to strike a blow. This boat
a smaller target. Getting chummy, stomachs
lurching. Baited by grimmer details. A solid blow
to the vessel. All hands on deck - only three.
“Doo-doo, doo-doo,” and oftentimes whimsical.
Who will survive? Aye! Aye! Not the captain!
The shark will save the other half for dinner.
You, who know, know what happens. Those
who don’t, be warned; watch, get an education!