Best Chuff Poems
Jan's Bawdy GuardThere's a lady who's caused quite a kerfuff
Her lil "nawdy" rhymes made some blush and chuff
Might call the police!
Will that bring them peace?
They'll prolly just use her fur-lined handcuffs...
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Categories:
chuff, friend, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Noise Noise NoiseNoise, Noise, Noise
That’s all I ever hear
It’s getting so loud and intrusive, that I begin to fear
How much more noise can my ears take
As I live in fear for my mental state
What happened to the bird song that I used to hear each day
The sound...
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Categories:
chuff, angst, how i feel,
Form:
Rhyme
Three Little PigsI kept those little pigs alive
to stall the beasty, pursed to huff,
while piglets fled and still survive.
They live immortal and contrive
the hungry masher to rebuff.
I kept those little pigs alive.
Their only goal was to deprive,
escaping sometimes in the buff,
the piglets fled and still survive.
My story...
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Categories:
chuff, animal, grandchild, nonsense, nursery
Form:
Villanelle
The BreakingThe breaking,
the shaking;apace
my king's fall is rise
my land is anon taken.
The antic,
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Categories:
chuff, dedication, jesus,
Form:
Ode
A Craven RavenA craven Raven
© rajat kanti chakrabarty
2014, 10 November
(This poem is dedicated to my friend Dorian Petersen Potter)
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Categories:
chuff, fun, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Lamentation of a Short WomanI desire nothing more than a chance;
Under my silence lies a heap of words;
And my lips never hesitate to twitch at their scratch,
As the find their way out of my heart;
But then the inner little man holds them back
Because when I speak;
The pile of bitterness...
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Categories:
chuff, age, body, emotions,
Form:
Free verse
WhimsA hot tongue, voodooed soul.
Determined, a small and nameless bird.
My teeth, my teeth too shy for bones,
My words too old for stones.
My spine lights for batten eye,
a half-shoulder caramelling othercold.
Spit thick.
Mouths on your hands,
they go to party icing, they chew their meat,
Carry thin sticks....
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Categories:
chuff, adventure, humor, love, nonsense,
Form:
Pain of Being DifferentPain Of Being Different
Is it my fault that nature received me weak?
Is it my crime that i wasn't fully branded as you're?
Why belittle me when i can stand tall?
Why jam my steps thinking that am abomination?
Why can't you let me feel happy as you're entertained?
Why...
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Categories:
chuff, angst, feelings, stress,
Form:
Blitz
True WomanTrue woman,
With a loving heart,
With caring hands.
You that watched while I slept,
Sing to me again,the lullaby.
True woman,
Echo that melody of how the angels,
Beautifully sang,as they welcomed His birth -
And I'll join to sing along,
For this is what Christmas was all about.
African woman,
You that mothered me,
And...
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Categories:
chuff, family, mom, mother,
Form:
Free verse
The Romantic TrainOld trains fascinate me
They have character galore
I got a feeling of comfort
Once I stepped inside the door
The smell of the real leather
And the lovely suitcase racks
A very romantic setting
As a train rumbles down the tracks
It had a special feeling
As it went merrily along
And my head...
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Categories:
chuff, 10th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Not a WordNot a word
I say with my tongue
That you will believe.
Truth coming from my heart
Lies falling on your ears
And you believe what you want to believe.
Not a word
I will write on your skin
That it is fake
Like the plastic smiles
Hypocrites wear.
Everytime
You say to me
That I'm lying,
It kills...
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Categories:
chuff, betrayal, conflict, friend,
Form:
Free verse
Happy Birthday, My Dear FriendHappy birthday, my dear friend
You really are the best
You're absolutely fabulous
Better than all the rest
Treat yourself on this auspicious day
Eat some Thai or fish and chips
Have a wine (have more than one)
Blob on the couch and watch Netflix
On...
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Categories:
chuff, birthday, humor,
Form:
Rhyme