Best Cheesiest Poems

Sugar and sliced tomatoes
Simmered quite a lot!
Cook til' thick, add pinch of salt
Pepper hits the spot!!
Cream cheese, tops the bread
Then spread the 
Red!




These are so...

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'Sarah! Stop daydreaming about Jess,
I have something important to tell you,
You'll never guess!'

'Mmm?'

'I've met the most amazing girl,
She's really funny and she's always happy
And she...

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I am going to write about smiling
Why do you smile?
Is it because you like it?
Hmm what don't you like?
I can think of something you don't...

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(ads from the 70's and 80's)


If a diamond is forever,
then love is the San Francisco treat.
Just a little dab’ll do ya
so be all that you...

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What are they doing? I cautiously asked.
The magnificent mighty-mighty-cheesiest-cheese dance, she whispered, and do not get too close.  
Frenzied children were throwing each other...

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