Best Cheesed Poems

It bloats me out and makes me wheeze;
I have an allergy to cheese
Which makes it hard to find a mate
For reasons I shall now relate.

A...

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What would this fat lazy house cat ask for Christmas you might ask?
No squeaking cat toys oh no, forget those cat nipped laced
Mice’s too, for...

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I love to eat; and I always wanted to learn how to cook
But mama said I wasn’t capable yet
She would always let my little sister...

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I carry the torch for thee
Why did you give up me with glee
Was it you wouldn't be caught dead
to identify me as your blood
Did I...

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Man down ,slay on..... 
Is the anthem, as she churn louder 
Fix, paint, tight and briefs...
So she presumed the loudest 
Culture inborn but she doesn't...

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I-nclement weather
M-akes the passengers cheesed off, 
C-anceling travel.

Topic: Birthday of Irish Mae Cordial (February 23) 
Form: Haikustic...

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Jerico the raccoon lived in the land of cherry blossom buds.
He enjoyed his corn, spaghetti, and well-cheesed up spuds.
His flatulence had a marvelous effect on...

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Sumthang wrong wiff dez words
They give know direction
To me and you
Hypertheticail thoughts
They don't tell me
What I gotta do

Ribeye, broccoli, and potatoes
Cup of gravy on the...

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