Best Cheapskates Poems
Below are the all-time best Cheapskates poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of cheapskates poems written by PoetrySoup members
The Dating GameIf you like adventure you will like Match.com,
But many of them you won’t want to take home to meet your Mom.
Each guy you see is...
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Categories:
cheapskates, boyfriend, computer, funny, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
HumansSo few needs that humans have
that some say bread and water.
Forgetting clothes and shelter
to leave you cold or hotter.
Who will make their list up
of what...
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Categories:
cheapskates, giving, life, money, poverty,
Form:
Quatrain
Sugar In the Gantryhow do i complete thoughts?
greet and free drops
diving undivided
to keep the peace hot
high priest
once fleeced
we meet
a sly fox
what is this beast?
eat some frylocks
weep the beat...
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Categories:
cheapskates, america, hip hop, introspection,
Form:
Rhyme
Thank You For Your Wedding GiftThank You For Your Wedding Gift
By Elton Camp
Mary knew it was time she wrote
The wedding gift “thank you” note
For those who’d wisely given...
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Categories:
cheapskates, humor,
Form:
Rhyme