Best Caught With His Pants Down Poems

Her hubby was found with a bimbo
He's naked, her legs were akimbo
Can’t deny the fact
He’s caught in the act
His marriage now is in limbo

Wife’s livid - he’s dressed in a trice
She'd clamp his gonads in a vice!
He’s been playing away
Now there’s hell to play
No cheating...

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Santa was secretly reading playboy
on his porcelain throne in childlike joy
Mrs. Santa, frustrated
at the loo door she waited
flustered at her presence tried to destroy

12/15/2022


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I was content nursing my drink during a party
when in came a  gorgeous and stunning lady.
Man, she is a knockout, I really must have her
by hook or by crook, vowed the old-time hunter.

Taking a quick look at myself in a corner mirror,
combing my hair...

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