Best Carve Up Poems

Jolly voting weather 
We are all europhiles
We’re very clever 
And lie to you all the while
You fell for our promise especially the CAST IRON trick
We’re all from Eton, and you lot are all too thick.

If you think I’ll claim back powers, 
You haven’t got a...

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She stays awake for hours, cutting Xs in the sprouts,
Then peels all the tatties, a ton or thereabouts,
Slicing and dicing parsnips is next up in the plan,
Chops up carrots and a swede, and put them in a pan,
Mixes up her sage and onion and stuffs...

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Souls standing in line
As the world pulls out its knife
To whittle them down 
Carve up their lives

Does it have an idea
An insatiable need
As it keeps whittling
On them endlessly

You do have to wonder
What it truly sees
As it carves on you
And whittles on me

Like an old mountain...

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The dark clouds rush across the sky
Powered by the wind on high
The tree limbs bend and sway with grace
As speeds the wind to an awful pace
The tiny creatures they take flight
To reach their burrows on this terrible night

The lightning forks carve up the sky
With flashes...

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I am, so you will never win.
I am, so be.
Be, full of hatred,
march to where dictated
and win the battles, so sacred.
Free me of my home,
while the rest debate if,
humanity is involved.

Negotiate for ways that conflicts can be solved,
so each and every side benefits till’ calmed.
Carve...

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I take no sides where conflict exists

I condemn all hate, war, violence, and wickedness

That leads ultimately to innocent suffering or death

I will oppose oppression until my final breath

This world I see is here for all to share

Not to carve up and owned here and there

By...

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They say the Oleander tree is pure poison
if you see too many in a yard
a witch certainly lives there about
long blades of turquoise leaves 
carve up the sky in to shards of bluepink and sparkle gold
My tree has pink blossoms but some are as white
as
White...

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I love you and you love me!
Believer!
Where on earth should I now be?
Whenever.
I blocked cookies all my life
If you want one,ask my wife.
I eat spam, and google then
I begin all over again.
Whatever.
I ban websites for a living
But my lover's very forgiving;
Best man ever!
I eat splogs...

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IV.
Liesel looked down to the girl by her side,
her brother’s features were perfectly clear,
she hugged the small girl, and her fears vanished,
replaced by a cascade of happy tears.

She look up and cried, “Tell me, what’s your name?
Who is it that care for kids after death?”
The...

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Kerry Ann gleamed with undeterred joy and twinkled in anticipation

It was her birthday and as a true Sagittarius she had colourful vision 

And a sharp bow for shooting the moon to get closer to serious action


The fairy liquid oozed from the bottle thanks God it...

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IN YOUR ING DREAMS DONALD

ONLY THERE DO FOOLS COUNT TO FIFTY ONE

COME FIND OUT HOW COLD WE CAN BE

COME LEARN ABOUT US BURNING YOUR FIRST WHITE HOUSE

BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT ABOUT HOW MUCH WE WANT TO BE YOU

COME AND LEARN THE LESSONS OF 1812...

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Gather together

 Ask for forgiveness... Amen!

    ~ Carve up a turkey...

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There are sacks of rotten rattle snakes. 
In a pit made of acidic hearts and coal flakes.
Bloody stumps where there once were trees of reasoning.
Pin worms have crawled from asses and into their brains.
Three pieced zombies are gleaning peace from our dreams.

They've already forgotten the...

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  Cold cuts carve up a serving style of meat 
    ~ humblest eaters they entreat
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