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Premium Member --Ode To Grandson Carlin Nathaniel Augustus Williams--
--Ode to Grandson CARLIN NATHANIEL AUGUSTUS WILLIAMS--


you are the one 
for you are a  baby boy I love 
a hero 

Some may call you fingers
Or hair
I know your real power
In trust you can eat it all up
Meats, treats, vegetables
A buffet all imaginable
Better hide your...

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Categories: carlin, adventure, analogy, appreciation, funny,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Message By George Carlin
Poets, this is not a poem....
Someone forwarded this to me, today.  It’s an amazing message allegedly written by a very popular and great comedian of the ‘70’s and ‘80’s, the late, George Carlin. (Sounds like him, alirght) lol.  I’m posting it instead of...

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Categories: carlin, introspection, life, time, life,
Form:
So George Carlin Was Having High Tea With Lenny Bruce And
ABRAHAM, SOLOMON AND YOU

If there were an entrance fee to get into Heaven how much would you pay?
And let me tell you brother,  it won’t help you now to pray
So you get to Heaven with 56,000 bucks and St. Peter looks at you in...

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Categories: carlin, angstlife, heaven, heaven, life,
Form: Monorhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member The Ballad of Carlin 2fingers Mad Hatter Williams
THE BALLAD OF CARLIN  2Fingers Mad Hatter Williams

Oh, allow me;
To tell you a story;
Bout a little toddler named;
Carlin Williams;
He’s a boy;
Carshra and Nathaniel's joy;
Some call him
2fingers Hat Matters;
Why you ask;
Cuz, he’s got more hats, than the Mad Hatter;
And if you’re at the kitchen or...

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Categories: carlin, analogy, appreciation, bullying, grandson,
Form: Heroic Couplet
Premium Member Carlin Eats Em Up----
CARLIN EATS EM UP----

There was a boy named Carlin
Who used to suck his two fingers
Hungry or not he'll eat up all the food he can find
And then to unwind, he'll continue to eat more he finds
But during a break
He made a mistake, got a stomach...

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Categories: carlin, analogy, appreciation, celebrity, character,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Part One-A Day of Babysitting My Grandchildren Leinah and Carlin Williams
What's your name LeiNah what's your last name Williams who am I Papa
What's your name come here talk to me(sounds of high pitch screaming from a little girl)
Shhhh! Ahh! Ahh water! Ahh! Ahh Ahhh!
How old are you?  I'm 5 . How do you know,...

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Categories: carlin, adventure, analogy, granddaughter, grandfather,
Form: Dramatic Monologue



Premium Member Leinah's 6th Month Old Baby Brother Carlin Nathaniel Augustus Williams
LeiNah's 6th Month Old Baby Brother: Carlin Nathaniel Augustus Williams
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Categories: carlin, baby, blessing, dedication,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Birth Today Carlin Nathaniel Augustus Williams
BIRTH TODAY CARLIN NATHANIEL AUGUSTUS WILLIAMS

Carlin Nathaniel Augustus Williams
Has not yet had his first dinner
God had a angel planned
By His hands He molded and shape him
God a human father and mother all co created 
Five pounds fourteen and a half ounces, ago
Monday, March twelth two...

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Categories: carlin, birth, blessing,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member My Name Is Carlin--
My name is Carlin;
And I'm a darling;
And I'm mama's baby;
And my older sister's name is Lei Nah;
 Hi I'm glad to meet you yah...


5/10/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr...

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Categories: carlin, analogy, child, grandson,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member George Patrick Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlin
he was not everybody’s darlin’
initially everyone thought him a nerd
but then he gave us the seven words
...

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Categories: carlin, humorous,
Form: Clerihew

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry