Best Caloric Poems
The Grievance of Death
...THE GRIEVANCE OF DEATH
It comes unannounced
With caloric and musty sour
Calls from far and near
Under unnumerous Canopies
Behold the upper chambers
Swimming and bleeding
In white wet hand......
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Categories:
caloric, art,
Form:
Elegy
I Want But Don't Need
...I Want, But Don't Need
Yes, "I Want, But Don't Need" is my waistwatcher creed
as I walk by each vending machine.
All those chocolate chips calling out to my hips,
colored Reese's in ......
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Categories:
caloric, candy, drink, food,
Form:
Light Verse
My Jiggling Boobs
...since maintaining a diet
of exercise heeding "yo dude"
(you look like a lady)
the inner fitness maven against
the temptation of high caloric junk food
and nightly snack king
on a flexibl......
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Categories:
caloric, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Personification
Gravedigger Cravings
...
With a 7-Eleven Big Cup eulogy slurp
And a McDonalds Big Mac pall bearer burp,
it’s Big Boy Slim Jim holiday mourning time
Take a family reunion picnic funeral ride
to a cemetery last......
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Categories:
caloric, death, food, surreal, symbolism,
Form:
Burlesque
Antifragility
...In last night's movie, a young writer
and an older, married with children French woman
fall in love. They did not meet during a village massacre
and money is no object, Manhattan
the place I was ......
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Categories:
caloric, children, love, money, music,
Form:
Verse
The Pleasure of Sleep
...upon waking from a splendid plunge
into the depths of deep dreamy restful sleep
anchors away set adrift this body electric,
which succombed instantaneously
(without counting sheep)
n......
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Categories:
caloric, good night, introspection, journey,
Form:
Free verse
Eye of the Tropical January Sun
...Exercising belief about unknowns.
Makes sense to take your best guess.
Using history, numbers, extrapolation.
Getting the trajectory right for re-entry.
Few dissenters left for climate change, ev......
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Categories:
caloric, death, fire, food, innocence,
Form:
Verse
Food Glorious Food Third Helping
...Thus upon a strategic seat we hoped for,
or politely sought from manager of the house
ah, our luck to be situated in close proximity,
where impossibility to stave gaming hunger,
though neither my......
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Categories:
caloric, america, appreciation, celebration, christmas,
Form:
Light Verse
Old Like Me
...With intention, I walk into the laundry room to get what was it now,
Let’s see, looking around ~ I know it will come to me somehow.
I’ll resolve this, so back to the kitchen, I carefully ret......
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Categories:
caloric, family, funny, family, family,
Form:
Rhyme
Dietitian Jargon
...If it smells good and tastes good, I will be munching
Eating is not about caloric number crunching
My taste bud is the judge and not the dietitian
Water, oil and heat there is no complication
V......
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Categories:
caloric, feelings, fish, fishing, food,
Form:
Lyric
Family of Weasels
...On last night's news I heard
of an engineer named K_____ who
invented the microchip and changed
our lives. How the chip now contains
a billion circuits which I still don't get
but what I do perc......
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Categories:
caloric, change, family, grief, love,
Form:
Verse
Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023
...Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023
The following constitutes a rather
twisted as a pretzel SUBTITLE:
I dash with my jiggling boobs in an attempt to escape...
being overrun by teddy bears and bean......
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Categories:
caloric, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Weed
...I’ll give you a hand in just a few
Crap, I forgot your bar b que
Why am I so tired, what’s the date
Time for the basement where I gravitate
… Weed
I’d look for a job, if only I could
Gettin......
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Categories:
caloric, introspection, life
Form:
Rhyme
Superfluous Activity
...
Dripping words so sugary,
light and fluffy insincerity
Laying it on drizzling thick
with a butter knife tongue
Caramel verbal plums ... yum-yum
You got red cherry cheeks,
dispensing ......
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Categories:
caloric, food, humorous, metaphor, word
Form:
Light Verse
Spur
...SPUR
Fed up when I get up already rested up
I am sped up tear this tread up to shred up
I’m choking you still smoking
cigarettes, And vaping you joking
Laughing at me as I am being all I can......
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Categories:
caloric, body, character, courage, devotion,
Form:
Rhyme