Dietitian Jargon

If it smells good and tastes good, I will be munching Eating is not about caloric number crunching My taste bud is the judge and not the dietitian Water, oil and heat there is no complication Vegans have turned me into a carnivore Better run, can’t you hear the canine roar I dig deep into my fried chicken and t-bone steaks I make a nutritionist salivate and dieting fake Sorry dietitian I am lost in your jargon The directions I look for, is how to get the tin open The ingredients just look like a periodic table I am used to recipes and not a chemical symbol I keep simple it, greens for thin I make the oil ripple, meat for fit I can't lose touch with the starch Some extra protein wont make me a glutton