Best Butterfingers Poems

I am Andy; I love candy. I sell candy too.
Come and see the many candies that I have for you.

You can buy some chocolate in...

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I'm in the candy store, and man, i feel like a little boy,
Wanting to taste everything, but i should settle for some Almond Joy,
But who...

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I was walking on the heath near Rocky Road with Mike and Ike, we’d been pals since our college days and called ourselves The Three...

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 melting snowball 

Fall-out started with the spring-break competition;
Errors were made as team effort slid downhill.
Then when name-calling sparked a partition,
esprit-de-corps broke to a stand-still.

“Butterfingers!”...

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Chocolate Indulgences  (20150129)

If I really had no choice but to divulge,
In mountains of chocolate I would indulge.
I'm not just taking about Snickers,
Reese's peanut butter...

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It's Halloween and as we know
It's a special time of year
There's scary things and ghostly beings
Meant to bring out fear

There's lots of innuendos
I hope you...

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Rapid City, South Dakota 
I always like Fall best 
You can eat buttery pancakes 
From huge Ihop 
And Omelets 
And Toast 
And skillets 
And lots...

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Can a man tolerate an incarcerate?

Madly in love with a madwoman

Throughout the investigation; Prior to the incarceration she's reflective

Two years on the verge of being...

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Colorful rainbows fill up the sky
Sprinkles of sugar falling like rain
Marshmallows banners of “I love you”
 from Cadbury chocolate planes

Mountain made of ice creams
 Milk...

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Beautiful butterflies bewitch baby brown bear,
Beside blessed bluejays bobbing between blueberry bushes.

Bedazzled bumbling bear brokenhearted,
Because butterfingers breaks big branches.

But by beginning brisk bravery,
Baby brown bear's...

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I’m feeling so squared right now in my cubicle
With my steamed four eyes oh so whimsical 

How I suddenly lose composure and get butterfingers
Every time...

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O' HENRY'S my name and me and my dog CHUNKY, the SLO POKE dog, wanted to go on a shopping spree on 5th AVENUE since...

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Ya know….
I’m not here to play video games with my neighbor...to build another world on some 
other plane of existence...I want to be engaged by...

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I had two cousins Mike and Ike who were air heads that stole
using their slippery butterfingers to snatch up anything in sight. 
They thought they...

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Snickers, Snickers
  Milky Way
Butterfingers
  Frito-Lay

Hostess Cupcakes
  Almond Joy
Hershey Kisses
  O, Boy!

Tootsie Rolls
  Twinkies too
Pizza, French Fries
  I love you

We're...

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