Best Bust Up Poems

A feller went to the doctor's office 'cause he wasn't feelin' well.
The doctor said, "You ain't lookin' all that swell, this I can tell!"

He had a banana stuck in his right ear and a celery stalk in his left!
From his nose dangled a pair of...

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Dragon got excited, just the other day
He wanted to meet his Dragon friend Drag
Way out in that Lone Star Texas State

So he donned his really big Texas boots and hat
Put his courageous penguins right there, on his back
They too, were dressed in their cowboy best,...

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take, take, who’s on the make? and do some
	
people have a vested stake?

now tax is surely a painless way, to right

whole countries  and save the day,

if medals are struck as some time they may

in honour of those who have made the way,

and what will...

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Young and single, just got a job in a neighbour town,
Thought I’d buy a flashy car so I could get around,
My boyfriend at the time said that I should get a Camaro,
It was new, orange and shiny, how could I be so narrow.

I crowned her...

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Raining cats and dogs, we didn’t want to get wet through
We dashed to the bus stop, to shelter as you do

There we huddled under the shelter as a cosy retreat
But a storm was brewing right under our feet

A lady held her umbrella up to protect...

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no time for dress or thought
not even hold on a second
as our portal of sanctuary 
came crashing to the ground
an integral part of the process
of being extracted
 
down the street past our home
past the icy sustained glare
of neighbors I crept for this scene
so surreal in...

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From an old wooden shack 
Beside a long dusty road 
In the county ten miles from town 
Their bare feet did stroll 
In the thirties eating dust 
Following the slogan California or bust 
As jobs around here were nil, if found 
Many an old automobile...

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Dragon is always in Hero mode, most certain of that, you can be sure.
The Sheriff of CrazyLand is a stickler for all the rules, he does ensure.
If only either one of them… had at least a little, useful common sense!
But then, where would the fun...

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After El Cielo or Bust

I know time isn’t 
on my Mother’s side
for much longer

Her frail body like a delicate 
wine glass that has just tipped 
off the table toward 
a floor
that is sturdier than 
an antique piece of furniture.
And I am watching it In 

slow-motion...

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A man who was built like an horse
Was stunned by his recent divorce
His wife learned her knockers
Excited some gawkers
And all of them could stay the course!...

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i bust my trousers 
and my shirt buttons fly off- -
picks up a dumb bell

*I hope to lose my belly - but I say that every year...

for Tracie's New Year haiku contest...

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California or  Bust

My girl, California gave me her trust
unwilling she with the aspect of lust
but she soon would rejoice 
when she gave me a choice
I could explore California or Bust

Bawdy Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin
California or Bust
May 19, 2019...

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I am not easily embarrassed
But one day I was being harassed,
for breast feeding my child on the bus.
The ignoramus caused such a fuss.
I flustered and jumped off in a huff.

On entering a shopping mall,
I noticed the shoppers stall,
while passing myself and baby Paul.
On glancing down...

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I'm gonna quit this Smoking
I've heard a Smokers say
I'll go and by some Cintax
to make it go away.

He tried it several times
at a hundred bucks a whack
But the habit wasn't broken
it just kept coming back!

He couldn't understand
why it didn't make him quit
But the key requirement...

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Pennilessness shadows black
unemployment endless track
rails tie-er less lee when dumbly staring
overdrawn account issues 
   another clattering smack.

Income pleat undergraduate degree
contributed to the role of a sporadic employee
time to acquire handy dandy blues clues key
lost within vacillating undermining spree.

Mental state can be a precarious...

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