Best Braces Poems

Life lost in saline streams
Straining to see
Possibilities in reams and streams
Crane to love me

Although I desire nothing unproven
In the world I grapple to save
From madness and sadness woven
In webs only the brave

Dare to challenge
In the open where nerves
Bent on revenge
Achieve rubbish that serves

No useful purposes
In...

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Like jewels on crowns
The little buddies sat in a row
Hands clutched together
Raring to go
Filled with intent
To put up a good show.
Weaving their magic slowly
Through days and nights
Sticking through thick and thin
Determined to fight
Facing all odds
To wipe out the blight.
As the operations drew to a close
And...

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We sat on a blanket under a big oak tree,
Just Johnny-boy and little ol' me.
We laughed and joked and had some fun,
Under that oak shading us from the sun.
Johnny put his hand deep in his pocket,
When he took it out, he was holding a pretty...

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Proctologist meets gorgeous female.
She’s a dentist who drinks ginger ale.
Both put their hands places
Most would not think was aces
One fixing bottoms, the other braces....

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Grandson got braces
None of those silver 
Metalic shiny 
Things of old

They come in colors now
So we were told
Smile came on his face
As this idea he embraced

Give me the green ones
Boldly he told
Now he has green teeth
To everyone greet with bold...

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I’m contemplating braces 
My belts don’t seem to work
They just don’t seem to get a grip
Now I’m of a certain girth 

I shop at Marks and Spencer’s 
I like their thermal vests 
I bought a pair of slippers there 
With golden crowns as crests 

I...

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Ever since you wanted to look cooler, 
better, 
and prettier, from that day you chose to wear braces.
And you looked like every other 14year old boy in our school trying to get mature and masculine.
You were not the classclown anymore but the shy guy at...

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