Best Bourgeois Poems
Apparently My Poetry Is a Pile of Bourgeois CrapWith a mag called POETRY, I spent time
Hoping to find verses sublime and sage
And for all I read, not two words that rhymed
Just chopped up prose splayed all over the page.
This left me just a little bit perplexed
So I decided to investigate
What I did find...
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Categories:
bourgeois, class, culture, judgement, poetry,
Form:
Iambic Pentameter
Choking On Bourgeois Mind-Controlabstract endings pacified
pedestrian beginnings,
save yourself before
you're slap-happy,
choking on interloping bourgeois
mind-control subterfuge
under a darkly cast spell of
plebeian...
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Categories:
bourgeois, allegory, dark, hyperbole, perspective,
Form:
Free verse
Bourgeois - PleaseWho are these bourgeois bees
What makes them better than you and me
Why are their noses in the air
With fake nails and purchased hair
So they wear designer bags
Clothes from fashion mags
Does real beauty come in a price tag
They have attitude for days
Ugly and malicious ways
Expects a...
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Categories:
bourgeois, black african american, life,
Form:
Rhyme
You'Re So Bourgeois
You’re so bourgeois,
it ain’t materialistically funny
You’re so smug, lady LaDeda —
you’re a maven for making money
Always turning your nose up,
and looking down
at poor, working class people
Thinking you’re better than most everyone else
because of what you got
You’re so bourgeois,
I hope that Dom Perigon...
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Categories:
bourgeois, humorous, image, parody, truth,
Form:
Light Verse
Hardship of a Bourgeois ManBeauty, wealth and wisdom,
Characterized by a bourgeois man.
Everything he wish was on his hand and
He called himself the lord of his land.
You will see him wearing a gorgeous dress,
Made by a tailor hand.
Young and old suffer to a cruel man,
Who treat them a slaved of...
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Categories:
bourgeois, people,
Form:
Free verse
Clerihew BourgeoisSculptor Louise Bourgeois
of whom spiders webs was a star
Also making textiled fabric heads
labelled 'spun poetry ' many said*
*https://www.moma.org/s/lb/curated_lb/themes/spiders.html...
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Categories:
bourgeois, poetry, word play,
Form:
Clerihew
Push Back In Bourgeois CityNeedle
in a haystack:
--- that muffled sound ... logic? --- :
no matter, the rest's dross, pry good -
sense loose....
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Categories:
bourgeois, judgement, peace, philosophy, visionary,
Form:
Cinquain
EffeteMy dear Miss Peach how lovely!
Your table boasts so fair
You've chosen the finest bubbly
Best porcelain plates and crystal ware
Your handpicked guests are perfect
They know just what to say
They are prefects without defects
With no real opinions per se
Your parties are full of boasting
With braggarts, blowhards and...
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Categories:
bourgeois, hyperbole, identity,
Form:
Rhyme
A Moral QuestionA moral question,
How do you know hunger?
Some people don't know about
these terrible words in their lives:
A) Hunger,
B) Sorrow,
C) Problems,
D) Tears,
E) Pain,
If you meet with a person who
Did not experience one of those words
In his " her" life,
Don't bowl...
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Categories:
bourgeois, anger, emotions, mental illness,
Form:
Free verse