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Botching For a Day
I had a dream
There were glass picture shows floating down the James.
For dimensional appendages danced along the shore.
Strawberry faced creatures cried with laughter, 
as they pounced pocket ear receptors against the breaking currents.
Scandals, diseases, non-profit organizations?
Shrieking cries ricochet off the moon and head to the...

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Categories: botching, natural disasters
Form: Didactic
Trump Will Be Botching
Trump Will Be Botching
(Below this is what my wife wrote
and I am writing this poem about.)

What on TV we did end up watching
Were all the things Trump was botching;
Can you imagine what he prayed for
No matter what should always ignore.

I agree must not argue with each...

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Categories: botching, humorous,
Form: Couplet

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