Best Blubber Poems

The doctor of reputation agreed to consultation and a physical exam.
He began by saying while I was weighing, “I see you like your ham!”
He checked my reflexes and my solar plexus, everything from bottom to top.
While pulling my ears, and all my running gears, I...

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Just as I wrote about an unusually cool summer
We get hit with a severe heat wave, whatta bummer
Wilting would describe
Our overheated hide
Serves us right for carrying too much blubber


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Only full of jibber jabber
Blabbing rumbles goppy blubber
Chat so lots it seems a big ole sea
That bellows jiggles up the sunken ladder
Waterlogged a smullen button belly
Swollen tub of lardy squishy goo
If only spit out complitastic words
Scales and skin could sag down too


Not sure if this...

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My heart got whacked  put some ice and medicine on my throbbing heart
I got toiled and moiled,got surrounded by coils   I am unconsoled I'm begging you,I blubber come to me and let all of this to be over...

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Blubber Treats

Polar 
Bears
Break
Holes

Fur
Seals
Are
Meals
...

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Blaggard blaming the blond bloke for his blight:
Blablabla, bluster and bleat, blathering
Blob, your blue blood bleeds blotches on a black
Blossom. Blaspheme, blabber—I blast your bluff....

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