Best Bend Over Poems

Got referred to a female Urologist
After which I needed a Psychologist
"I'm a licensed physician
Now resume your position!"
Next appointment? Her sister Proctologist...

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would you rather live in a 
totalitarian state which 
doesn’t dilly-dally round the
truth, pretending that citizens
have freedom, feeding them
the illusion that they will not
be crushed more & more 
each day & squandered by the
rich elite in charge, whose hand
on the button, whose police in
the pocket...

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Bend over me, autumn willow,
wrapping me in solitude's soft shawl;
listening to the breezes' sighing saunter,
swirling close-stitched leaves,
a gentle singing up and down your golden cords;
saturate my soul, ripened sweetness,
with harvest's dusky, mellow fruit.
Cradle me, womb of silence,
until the angry, bitter world ceases speech.

Copyright, August 8,2014
Faye...

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At my age, I make a noise when I bend over
It's the law but quite embarrassing, even for Rover
He barks when he farts
Pretends it's from another yard 
Us humans shift our eyes, pretend we're not the owner...

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