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Best Bend Over Poems

Below are the all-time best Bend Over poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of bend over poems written by PoetrySoup members


Bend Over Baby
Got referred to a female Urologist
After which I needed a Psychologist
"I'm a licensed physician
Now resume your position!"
Next appointment? Her sister Proctologist
...

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Categories: bend over, funny,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member My butt crack
My butt crack 
Is quite a split 
It supports the rest of me 
when I sit 
you thought I was gonna say something else didn't...

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© Eric Nolan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bend over, funny, happiness, life, satire, upliftingme, me,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Treasure Of Giving
The thing with giving is Expectation...
The treasure of giving is the giving itself without expecting anything in return.
A loan creates dependency,  inequality.

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I
bend over 
and...

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Categories: bend over, care, caregiving, feelings, love, relationship, sympathy,
Form: Free verse
Time Stamps In The Sand - collab with Darren White
Aimless foot prints mark a wind torn shore 
deserted rifts splitting a secluded scene, 
(where romance rocked a heart between 
painted paradise and realness once...

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© Tim Smith  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bend over, beach, hope, inspiration, life,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Chopped III-Suicidal Dick's
  The Playbill for the 9/8/01 show at Godspeed Opera House falls from my  palm to the floor. Here I sit, with a...

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Categories: bend over, mystery, drug,
Form: Prose Poetry



Premium Member Clue II
The Play Bill for the Godspeed Opera House fell from my sweaty palm to the floor. 9/08/01. I’m still alive; it’s a miracle. Pushing my...

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Categories: bend over, mystery,
Form: Haibun
Dance With Me
Sway, sway so soft
Back and forth swaying
near motionless
holding on so tight
blending, merging
melting together
rocking your baby doll
to sweet silver blue...

Now gliding, waltzing
Cajun waltzing
Jolie Blon waltzing
so smooth,...

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Categories: bend over, dance, music,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Twice The Man
I once was one twenty, now I’m two fifty three
I’m twice the man that I used to be
I gave up smoking because they said it...

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Categories: bend over, funny
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Best Comfort from the Sick Bay
Every sight of this angel takes his thoughts back
the nurse’s suit to half way her legs sweeps his lustful track.

In his fantasy, she plays the...

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Categories: bend over, i love you, kiss, loneliness, longing,
Form: Couplet
A Reason to Hang Around
Well you haven't given me much of a reason these past
few seasons to put my whole heart into this so-called
relationship...well I need to know if...

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© Bo Lanier  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bend over, anger, anxiety, sad,
Form: Free verse
Bad Bosses
Bad bosses wear the same clothes every day
Some of them are called Bob or Bill or Kathy
They smell funny and cry for mommy
Never shake hands...

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Categories: bend over, abuse, business, conflict, corruption, culture, power,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Taste like Chicken


In the wee hours of the morning
When the owls and imps were upon the marsh
We would take our old pirogue and paddle into the darkness
Our...

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Categories: bend over, beautiful, childhood, water,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Get Home
Broke down
On the side of the road
Got no where to go 
Just a flat tire
Slept in the car till day light
Thumbed a ride to a...

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Categories: bend over, abuse,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Sixty-Six Years Ago Today - 7 July 1948
Sixty-Six years ago today a very naïve farm-boy left the Hoosier farm,
To seek adventure beyond the horizon since farming had lost its charm.
He enlisted in...

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Categories: bend over, humorous, military,
Form: Rhyme
It Takes Two to Tango
I admit what I did was wrong
And for six months I tried to hold out and be strong
But your sister’s advances were persistent
She just didn’t...

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© Ron Flatow  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bend over, forgiveness, lost love, nostalgia, song-lyricme, me,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Really
Don't get a bug in your butt because I like to eat
So it's none of your business if I can't see my feet
My tee shirt...

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Categories: bend over, funny, me,
Form: Rhyme
Poet War
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Categories: bend over, slamme, me, poetry, time,
Form: Epic
Premium Member Six Hundred Boys
            Six Hundred Boys

Six hundred boys were singing in the hall
Six hundred boys were...

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Categories: bend over, psychological, rights, satire, school, boy,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Beat Your Wife, Cause is Right
Yes modernization is here
Islamic rules have made it clear
Pick up a small stick
And beat her to the wick

Make her understand
Obey your command
Pakistan is the modern...

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Categories: bend over, angst, dark, prayer, violence,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Who is killing our nation
 Our country is full of hypocrites 
who stand up against nothing and bend over for everything 
the peoples amendments pushing European agendas upon us...

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Categories: bend over, betrayal, patriotic, poverty, religion,
Form: Free verse
I would never join a club that would have me as a member
Oh I'm sorry I didn't get it, 
not to worry I won't forget it.
In order to win, it's not the contest, 
but rather the spin....

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Categories: bend over, character, corruption, feelings, poets, truth, write,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Damascus is on Fire
Damascus Is On Fire!

Damascus is on fire!
The wooden men and the plastic men.
They roam the avenues in search of corpses.
Young deathless corpses with frozen grins.
They...

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Categories: bend over, war, men,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Ireland the Land of Ire
As a boy I walked the town, near knowing everyone
The Sun it shone all Summer long I revelled in the fun
With relatives and friends we'd...

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Categories: bend over, childhood, corruption, immigration, political, poverty, power,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Hemorrhoid
The first time I had one
It really was not fun.
I called the doctor
and went right away.
I knew that, how is it hanging
was the first thing...

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Categories: bend over, health, me, time,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Truth is all an act in government exposed
One small little country which houses 
one of the highest paid governments 
in this modern world joke ran upside down

A big part of our life...

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Categories: bend over, betrayal, ireland, political, rights, society, truth,
Form: Political Verse