Best Bawd Poems

I once knew a poet called William,
Of renown was this Stratford lad.
A writer of plays and sonnets was he
And his gags, they weren’t half bad.
Now Queen Liz wanted him to join t’ army
Cos she’d  ‘eard pen was mightier than t’ sword
And if this were...

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The sprout of momentary illusion, 
the voyage of a derelict dream in place of a lie,
the lure of April, the deceit of May concertized in December, 
in wintry snow, mocked, 
miscarriages of a well worn organ,
the grin  of February,  
suspended in September,
the burden...

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The Friend's Tale 

His groin was mutilated - did you know? 
Please, try these pastries. Do. I love them so! 
And how is London? It's my favorite city. 
Are all the English journalists so pretty? 
I'm sorry - correspondent to the court 
here in Vienna....

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French proverb: L'habit ne fait pas le moine.
English equivalent: You can't judge a book by its cover.
My interpretation: The work one does is not always an accurate indicator of the kind of person he…or she…is.

Most strippers can't do more
Than just "bump and grind",
But I know...

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I hate it when a girl rolls her eyes,
because that means she's on to my lies.
And then it's harder to get her
to let me under her sweater,
and then on to the ultimate prize.
I never once said that you were fat.
I'd never be as nasty as...

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Oh my Gawd she had such a bawdy bawd
that when she passed the crowing crows all cawed
when her icy stare
bid them “don’t come near”
they settled for the daily catch – “cold scrod”


©5/24/2019

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By Dr Jose Manimala PhD


Doctor, behold, embolden spirit cheer ye,
C M may sharpen yore bloody dagger,
To pierce your brave – heart,
Lo, the fallen mighty, dreams to dust,
Bawd Swapna swoon double - heart, 
Golden dreams took wings forever,
Na, crook ain’t  my king, no more,
Where chatte...

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Delilah's sword hunts, with deadly blows bellows,   
they conceal their intentions, and mask destruction with a kiss.
hides in ambuscades, to obstruct men of destiny 
Oh Samson, why sacrifice a mission for a  bawd ?

Delilah's oath is a lie, she tells ten thousand...

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In this vast ocean of delinquent bawd,
loose malefactors stood in ambuscade. 
to assuage the fiery zeal of pilgrims
through the path of the pits into the dungeon, 
to quench the light of true life. 

They allure through facade of a putrid clay, 
and conceal the serpent...

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