You Can'T Judge a Book By Its Cover

French proverb: L'habit ne fait pas le moine.
English equivalent: You can't judge a book by its cover.
My interpretation: The work one does is not always an accurate indicator of the kind of person he…or she…is.

Most strippers can't do more
Than just "bump and grind",
But I know one who reads
Every book she can find.
From Dr. Seuss to Schopenhauer,
She devours volumes by the hour.
She plays a bibliophilipic role
As she swings 'round that phallipic pole,
Which adds a high degree of class
To an act that's mostly t**s and ass.
And while she's raking in the tips,
She's turning pages as she strips.
As those who scoff at her soon find,
Her brain's as big as her behind,
And then they whistle and applaud
And all her attributes they laud,
For she's no intellectual fraud,
Nor is she some tawdry bawd.
I know her name is Ermentraude,
But on the grand marquee out front, she's "Maude,
A broad with a broad, broad mind."

Author's note: Remember, dear P. Soupers, reading is fundamental.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Kaufman Avatar
April 25, 2023 at 2:24 PM
wonderfully witty and well crafted lol
Slaughter Avatar
April 26, 2023 at 10:56 AM
Thanks, Nancy...and Maude thanks you, too.
Labyrinth Avatar
April 22, 2023 at 2:22 PM
Visions of the Crimson Petal and the White...
Slaughter Avatar
April 23, 2023 at 10:44 AM
Thank you, L L. I don't understand this reference, but thanks, anyway.
Labyrinth Avatar
April 22, 2023 at 2:22 PM
Best when bed bound.
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