John Lawless Poet Limerick

Fish Tales

Oh my Gawd she had such a bawdy bawd
that when she passed the crowing crows all cawed
when her icy stare
bid them “don’t come near”
they settled for the daily catch – “cold scrod”


©5/24/2019

Bawdy Limerick Contest
Tania Kitchin - sponsor

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Jan Allison June 12, 2019 at 4:38 PM lol love that final line John, congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin June 12, 2019 at 4:52 AM John, congratulations on your winning placement with your fun and witty limerick!

Andrea Dietrich May 24, 2019 at 8:12 PM ha, Cold scrod. What a word for the others!!! It will be fun to read the winner list of bawdy limericks!! John Lawless June 12, 2019 at 9:30 AM Scrod, sometimes called the "catch of the day".....you're never quite sure what your getting. Thanks for reading and commenting Andrea.