Best Baulking Poems
Typoitis - Its Contagious - Bawdy Humour WarningMy buddy mistyped ‘high wire walking’
Her error got everyone talking
She merits a spanking
Cos it rhymed with banking
From quizzes Michelle is now baulking!
07/09/21...
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Categories:
baulking, humorous, word play,
Form:
Limerick
FuneralThe mocking is shocking
Aunty Mavis stopped rocking
Then mourners were flocking
A cavalcade blocking
The streets of South Dorking
Rumours and talking
Like vultures out squawking
Proportionate baulking
Reputation ignoring
So boring, I'm snoring
The eulogy diction
Precise in it's fiction
The perfect life stitched on
Close the sale, get the pitch done
Now the coffin...
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Categories:
baulking, death, family, forgiveness, god,
Form:
Rhyme
It IsScreaming, crawling on the floor,
Feeling I can't live no more,.
Darkness tendrils closing in,
Piercing my soul, tearing my skin.
Struggling to catch my breath,
Baulking at the talk of death.
Fighting to exist and carry on,
Now that a part of me has gone....
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Categories:
baulking, death, emotions, grief,
Form:
Rhyme