Best Barbecued Poems

In summer, we grill them in our backyard. 
Preparation of spare ribs is not hard. 
Just light the charcoal, and let it get hot. 
Is...

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Summer’s winding down, it’s chillier with the new born morning dew.
So I ran out to finish painting my house, before caught in winter’s Noose.
Yeah! I...

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No Toilet Paper

My mind is boggled. 
What is with the Coronavirus mania? 
Why is everyone going freaking nuts over this? 
From what this writer understands,...

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There is no right way...
there are only wrong
ways – there is no 
Luke-warm love, for
love is not a portion
nor temperature...not
a two-step – but a toward
You...

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Food, ale, smoke, sleep, and solitude—
     these are the things which I live for;
provide for me lamb barbecued, 
  ...

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My Chicken Adventure
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I rode a longhorn steer clear across Texas
this summer and no one noticed until
I rode into New Mexico."That is strange, senor"
A vaquero said standing beside...

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I feel like a portly and bearded 
Hemingway 
in a bulky fisherman's sweater 
after a bullfight when 
I ingest barbecued pork.

A bona fide man 
clutches...

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Sizzling sausages spit at the sun
Yes, the summertide season’s begun.
Salads,barbecued fish 
And a charred veggie dish,
Summer cooking, what feasting,what fun!

Roasted pineapple next for my sweet,
Then...

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The Avenue of Gastronomic Delight

Down the broad avenue called Gastronomic Delight
City life gathers when twilight awakens;

In eateries, drive-ins, greasy spoons and taverns – jumpin’ joints...

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Okay I am going to write my twiddling poems while I am waiting on God
Is that a word? 
I don't care 
I am inventing new...

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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
 The answer is still relatively unknown.
 Which tastes better, the egg or the chicken?
 It depends on...

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If you were a chicken, how would you handle
The fear of being barbecued at somebody's castle
Would you fly the coop
Planning to paratroop
Drop some poop bombs,...

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Usually prefer pussycats to dogs
Though we have a Golden named Annie
Guess it might be a real tossup though
Annie's pretty special and uncanny

This gal can smell...

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In the 
closet 
of our 
hearts 
lies 
hooded 
jungle 
of 
sinister 
acts 
waiting 
to 
kindle 
the fire 
of 
wickedness.      ...

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