Best Barbecued Poems

In summer, we grill them in our backyard. 
Preparation of spare ribs is not hard. 
Just light the charcoal, and let it get hot. 
Is there a special brand of barbecue sauce you've got? 
Spread the sauce on the ribs and let them cook away....

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Bored with burgers, ribs and chicken?
Want a treat to feast upon?
I can recommend you sample
Breast of Windsor Castle swan.

There are two hundred to choose from -
Better make that one-nine-nine -
For it seems somebody caught one
And decided he would dine.

There's a law against such killing -
It...

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Rachel Turkey Barbequed

Size of big turkey had been rude;
Not fit in over and caused a feud;
Answer sought;
We had fought;
Big turkey had to be barbequed.

Jim Horn

This actually happened to Rachel Maddow....

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