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A well-meaning old man in his seventies clumsily comforts and reassures a lonely and depressed--but attractive--maid who is struggling with body-dysmorphia disorder...

Candid Lines To a Septuagenarian's Lonely, Lovely Lass


Food, ale, smoke, sleep, and solitude—
     these are the things which I live for.
Provide for me lamb barbecued, 
     and I'll demand of you no more!

O lovely lass, whatsoever's the matter—
     why so downtrodden and alone?
Be not vexed, if you feel so much fatter
     than most, dear, for we love our own.

Sweet lass, let me tell you a secret:
     if I were a young lad again,
I'd chase you for your gorgeous asset.
     But as I am three-score and ten

years old with wife not dead, then never
     could I be your white knight with steed.
So have hope, lass! For time, however, 
     in its fullness will meet your need.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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May 9, 2022 at 10:45 AM
Well - written with a theme that's similar to Gospel call: things of eternity give lasting pleasure. But U are young at 30, but wise to respect Marriage (Made by God)
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