Best Bandits Poems

We are so pleased to see you, Humans are nice
You are such easy targets, now here’s some advice
If you ever get 'Bombed' on your Jacket or Tie
Look UP to find out who scored that Bulls eye

We all laugh our beaks off as you curse and...

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against the moonlight
the cool masked invaders
steal the cat’s food...

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Little bandits raid my trash, 
hiding behind their little masks. 
The rascals have themselves a bash, 
leaving me to clean up the aftermath. 
I turn on the lights and off they dash, 
scurrying into the night in a flash, 
but all will return back very...

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Every night at 2 a.m., I do this;
I fill an empty butter bucket(3lb) with food
dry, crunchy, smelly, high calorie, fatty cat food.
It leads to adventures I just dont want to miss.
I turn on the bright light above my back door,
I sneak out into the night,...

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I used to steal to make a living
Now I catch those with horrible upbringings 

I was a legend in my neighborhood until high school 
Then I was taught that stealing and mischief was not cool 

I served in the Navy after school for four years
Now...

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What were you thinking of mother
When you gave me that extra sardine
You know they are my favourites
Now…I am not feeling too fine

Why you looking like that mother
What you fancying to do
Please don’t pick me up
Or for sure will do a p@@....  Whewww

Penned 26 October...

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OF ROY AND PINCH BANDITS

Claims Roy one day
to have been approached
by an angel of GOD
alleges the said angel
brought him news
news that he would pass to glory
complete with day and time...

Come the day... Roy
arranges meeting with cece..
.. his beloved siz..
Roy unable to confess..to cece..
the truth.. bout...

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Always together, they played
Never alone, lost or afraid,
They trudged through the woods
And all the surrounding neighborhoods,
Piercing the darkness with shiny flames,
Their eyes never revealing their names.

Always together, they delighted
In the games – wonderfully excited,
They plodded on through the night
Beneath stars and moon so bright
Carefully seeking...

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Two inept crooks robbed my house while I was on vacation.
They left my water running and they died by strangulation.
Besides robbing me, those idiots also made me have to pay a two hundred dollar water bill.
They were already beaten by my neighbors eight year old...

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Play hard, 
the toothless bandits are at it again.

they have no teeth,
yet bite the hardest.

serial larcenists,
squelching through town,

robbing the honey,
subverting the hives.

at gunpoint,
they silence us.

we play hard,
they play even harder.

in the tripod of power,
they're revered highly.

'distinguished'  and 'honourable,' 
titles that enable them.

they excavate,
the remains...

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The furry band of thieves crawl in the night,
wielding Zorro masks and sly grins,
soundless in single file,
under fences and through prickly bushes,
the little ones straggling in back,
they come upon their spoils,
ripe and red for the taking,
juices flow down their chins,
a light has flooded the crime,
their...

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The Bandits Rendezvous
By Franklin Price
9/1/2019

Once upon, a Far East time, in nineteen sixty eight
The GEEIA squad made history on a non-remembered date
The plan had come together to build a club house new
When it was completed, was named, “The Bandits Rendezvous”

All the parts, to build it,...

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At my bank I went off with a bang
for ATM fees it on me sprang.
  If not I get fobbed
  and feel I’ve been robbed
by the outlaw hole-in-the-wall gang!

...

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Three Masked Bandits
written: by Miracle Man
11-20-2019

I entered into sleep,
with three young “coons” prowling.
I awoke this morning,
with a face that was scowling.

On the patio,
a sealed bucket of pecans I’d left out.
This morning I found,
half eaten pecans strewn about.

“Coons” do what they do,
sometimes inducing my frown.
When chased...

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Feels like only bandits wear masks 
Tellers shouldn't wear em for doing their tasks
In the old wild west
Sheriffs were the best 
We knew the rules we never had to ask...

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