Best Baileys Poems

Absolut a total blackout
Baileys a trifle sweet with a big kick
Courvoisier won't make you an expert
Drams of spirits to up lift you
Echelon for wining and...

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The Vice I Love


'Round three in the morning I wake
to see that it's time for my break.
I hardly can wait
to keep my sweet date-
I bounce...

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LET'S CHARTER A YACHT AND GO WHERE IT'S HOT
AND PEOPLE ARE NOT IN THE WAY
WE'LL START OFF IN GREECE WITH CHAMPAGNE AND CASIS
THEN SAIL UP...

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The smell of dark coffee brews in early morn
Such a treat to wake up to, when I’m groggy and worn
I’m not fond of fancy frothy...

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My Home Is No Fortress

Speechless thoughts flow out as words when the drawbridge is upended 

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~~~ The 'Smoothies' Diet ~~~

I've discovered the joys of 'smoothies' as a diet
and if you're counting calories, you just might want to try it.
Start with...

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One more, well maybe three
Baileys,  Bushmills and Irish Mist
Equal amounts and neat please
This year is in desperate need of a good ending

What? y'routta Bushmills!
Jamesons...

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In order to save myself from
drowning in my own feces,
I purge myself each day,
so the crap I call my life,
would not hamper me in any...

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The great harvest comes in once every year,
Hard men toil the earth with sweat on their brow,
Crops of baileys and hops to make the beer,
Each...

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Three months ago, I never had any thoughts 

About, love, loving someone, or being in love, 

They say a good love is one that sits...

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Bartender Oh Bartender
(a stout rendition of O Captain! My Captain!
Perfect rhythmic rhyme with tonic 
when the doth ale).

Mine eyes espy the glory per the ending...

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The smell of dark coffee brews in early morn.
Such a treat to wake up to, when I’m groggy and worn 
I’m not fond of fancy...

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Stayin’ up again, all nite long,
Comic book characters take me along,
On midnite rides of fun and fear,
Oh, to have free time & some cheer.
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Christmas style with lots of smiles
Brand new bikes for riding miles
Excited children it’s their day
New toys for making lots of play

Christmas lunch a feast to...

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Having a party to welcome the New Year !
There will be a great variety of canapes,
and popcorn in flavors, 
hot chicken wings,
cheesy nachos and tacos,...

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