Best Bagels Poems

A lot of work and effort it does not take.
In fact, these treats are very simple to make.
They don’t require a lot of time to bake.
You need flour, water, and yeast to make the dough.
Adding a little honey is also a fine way to go.
Mix...

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Bobby Burroughs bought a bunch of butter bagels,
Bundled in a butter bagel box.
But Bobby Burroughs found the bagels bitter,
So Bobby bought a box of better lox....

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Bagels as hot as pancakes
for a quick breakfast;
I breathe in their tempting smell
and get excited:
happy as a kid,
I munch on
one!...

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One day Gaia was doodling
with sharp twig, on scribbly gum.
"Note to Self"
These big-brained bipeds
are getting far too cocky for their britches.
All the dumb-arses 
are becoming smarty-pants.
These bloody bipeds are building
bloody big Babel information towers 
all over the place.

Plagiarism is rife,
There's no room for original thought...

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A hands-on workshop was such fun
In Montreal today.
We made real bagels, all from scratch 
In a yummy, local way.

Our teacher made us feel at home
(Makes sense - he lives there, too!)
As, patiently, he demonstrated
What we had to do.

Eleven of us washed our hands
And tied our...

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