Best Advertisement Poems
She stands before me bare-breasted
My zest, in her, is not vested
She's in my mirror
As though a horror
Stares as a witch, not well rested...?
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Those whose: LOST
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For Contest: ADVERTISEMENT : Great Buy A Mansion in the SKIES
Sponcered: LEWIS RAYNES
3/1/18
2018©
Advertisement
i Found my true love
never thought it would happen
at Hindu hangout.
Verse,Adverse,
In advertisement!
STOP
Your search is over
It has the sparkle
It has the look that says
STOP
The only glass cleaner that really shows the way
"WONDERBRIGHT"
Contest:. Advertisement run by Lewis Raynes
Penned march 5 2018
Stop, wait just a second. Is your life far
too busy for normal entertainment?
Do you talk on your cell-phone in your car?
Give up your precious little sleep for lent?
Then this is the right amusement for you!
Sonnets are compact, always nice and short.
Fourteen lines and done, then move on to do
other things of a more important sort.
Poems contain short tidbits of stories,
humor, romance, and horror saturate
each line for a burst, refreshing to please
the reader’s appetite, and so it sates.
So hurry and buy some sonnets today.
It's entertainment’s most efficient way.
You painted it with much glee,
I forgot to wash it off,
red lipstick mark on my cheek,
love's advertisement!
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Placement: 2nd ; (February 2011)
Contest:Red
Sponsor:Francine Roberts
By:kashinath karmakar (2nd Feb.2011)
ADVERTISEMENT
It’s Regal Lager
Anyway you look at it
Forwards or backwards
Just grab a hot dog
Slop some mustard on it
Relish if proffered
Take a squishy bite
Then wash it round with Regal
Soak it up with chips
Grab another dog
Another beer it’s summer
Forget the paunch the hips
“The purple-wanded wizard casts
Enchantment that lasts
Beyond your petty life and place:
A spell that spans space.
His work is even guaranteed;
He hasn’t got the greed
To spin cheap magic like some do,
So let him serve you.”
A ntique
D isplays
V ital
E ssences
R om
T reasures
I deologies
S imulate
E ndless
M emories
E ternity
N avigates
T riumphs
Where’s the beef? The old woman said.
I still see her bulbous nose, parading in my head.
She opens the bun and the hamburger is dinky.
My thoughts about this oldster are incredibly kinky.
Where’s the beef? Was soon printed on white t- shirts.
We were all naming the old lady, us Ethyls and Gerts.
Wendys was bringing people in by the busloads.
I was one of the easily led, coming in on all back roads.
Where’s the beef? Was on billboards against the blue sky.
It brought chuckles a plenty, none of us wondering why.
The old lady with a bulbous nose made us laugh until we were sick.
An advertising executive no doubt got a raise with that gimmick slick.
ADVERTISEMENT
Saturday, Rain or Shine, 8 AM - 4 PM
GARAGE SALE
Knicknacks and whatnots, furniture, books, clothing
jewelry, movies, music, books and so much more !
Refreshments
Come one and all!
____________________________
Moving, so years of collecting must go today
even things, that I still love
two china cabinets (one was grandma's)
almost antique but not quite
I am selling some lovely vintage clothing
shoes, handbags and hats
and some retro too
there will be some very nice jewelry
you collecting gals will adore
vases and dishes
dusty and forgotten
but still beautiful to behold
old VHS movies great in their day
music and books and books just collecting space
oh, I should hang a sign on me
broken heart for sale
because moving from this Victorian building
and getting rid of my stuff
is crushing me
but as grandma used to say
suck it up
so I will
and have a great garage sale today
______________________
February 28, 2018
Poetry/Free Verse/Advertisement: Garage Sale
Copyright Protected, ID 18-1000-057-01
All Rights Reserved. Written Under Pseudonym.
Entered in the contest, Advertisement: Sell Something
Make us want it, sponsor, Lewis Raynes
Fifth Place *****
You can be anyone you want
By your fingertips typin
All you are doing is
Sailing false advertisement
You can say the right things
Typing confidently to sway
The reader of your words
Mess with their minds you play
They fall for everything
You have written in response
Being dragged even deeper
Though that is what you want
Nasty trick you have done
You play with their emotions
You brainwash your readers
Into giving they're devotion
You have mesmerized them
With your fancy use of words
Leading them into a trap
The planned outcome of yours
But once they meet you in person
I hope they see you had lied
Not tricked by what they read
Transfixed on what you typed
It is easy to be anyone
When you hide behind a mask
Whether it's a computer screen
Or your false story past
Smart people will see through
Straight around your flawed plan
You did not count for them
To see that your a bad man
So keep doing what your doing
It will bite you in the end
You'll be left untrusted
Alone and with no friends
Written 3-13-19
A new image
For first impression
An advertisement
For sale promotion
Various lens and mirrors
For real, virtual, strange images
But for man
No matter how modified the appearance
The heart remains the same
Advertisement and warning
Must go together(in Malaysia)
To see the limits of the cigarette
And to know the weakness of man
Man conquered the world
But being conquered by the cigarette
So A and W, they just nicely go together