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Funny Beetle Poems

These Funny Beetle poems are examples of Beetle poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Beetle Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Emperor Beetle
An Emperor Beetle

A bug on my desk is green. 
Florescent green. 
Not dull, but yes lifeless. 
Not the color, but the breath of the insect....

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Categories: beetle, 12th grade, abortion, allah,



Premium Member Emperor Dragonfly's Best Ball Ever
Emperor dragonfly had a ball
Stag beetle came big and tall
Water springtail brought housefly date
Common cockroach came without a mate

Eyed hawkmoth arrived in style
Caught ladybug’s winsome...

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Categories: beetle, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

Premium Member Beastly Big Beetle Ball
Chickens, spiders, caterpillars and ice cream ants.
They are dancing the jig in yellow pants.
Roaches, encroaching, poaching and wiggling.
They are trying to imitate with silly looking...

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Categories: beetle, 4th grade, 5th grade,

Premium Member Private Beetle Bailey
The infernal bane of Private Beetle Bailey,

   Is Sergeant Snorkel who pounds him daily!

      Beetle has mastered the...

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Categories: beetle, funny,

Beetle Sleep
BEETLE    SLEEP


Do beetles go home at night?
Or just sleep wherever  they happen to alight?
Do wife beetles ask themselves  
If beetle...

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Categories: beetle, animals, funny, home, home,



The Swamp Beetle Bug
Have you ever seen a swamp beetle
Bug?
Silky long wings, red and black
Living off the Lillies
Down deep in the Lillie pond
Bed... 
Leaves crispy green,
Blossom as white...

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Categories: beetle, funny,


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