US Health Warning New Virus Alert
...EPIDEMIOLOGICAL NAME: Donkey Pox
ORIGIN: First detected in Orwellian hippies, Leninist/Marxist think tanks, insane asylums, secret societies, bourgeois anti-intellectual elites, social order a...
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Categories:
bedwetter, sick, society,
Form: Political Verse
Bedwetter
...I never have to pee,
as bad as when I'm asleep.
I hold it so long,
bladder so strong,
Thank goodness for yellow sheets....
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Categories:
bedwetter, funny,
Form: Limerick
Bedwetter
..."Not again", he softly cries,
Dreams of merriment now slain.
Ev'ry day the same demise,
Dying by his bedroom bane.
Scrubbing out a mattress stain,
Just to see it reappear,
Seems to him ...
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Categories:
bedwetter, sad
Form: Rhyme