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Bedbug Poems

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The only good bedbug is a dead bedbug.
The only bedbug worse than a live bedbug
is a fed bedbug, notwithstanding the
fedded, bedded & newlywedded bedbugs
which tend to copulate & propagate across
rolling great reclining plains, trailing little
thug bedbugs to carry on their...Read More
Categories: bedbug, humor,
Form: Light Verse

Life can be funny and fun
Funny and fun life can be

Once I lived as red bull meat
The poor loved me wholesale
While the rich crashed and mingled me

I was alcoholic liquor for a while
I made sure my friends had red eyes
Unfortunately fights were all over

Then I...Read More
Categories: bedbug, life, satire,
Form: Imagism
Nun of the Above Supplication
I do not like how bed bugs prey
They feast upon us night and day
Praise God be kind
Grant peace of mind
And blow those blood-suckers away!...Read More
Categories: bedbug, anxiety, depression, insect, international, peace, prayer, religion,
Form: Limerick
That was a nice move you just made
to get yourself crowned prom king
But now you’ve graduated to playing chess,
and you can’t just jump the queen
You can’t jump her Amazon bones to win,
like you did silly Susan back in grade ten
Those...Read More
Categories: bedbug, gender, humorous, image, parody,
Form: Light Verse
Flowers and fruits to a mango tree
Are her beauty and class.
A show of her fertility,
An exhibition of her products.
Fruits, love it when they hang on the branches
Like monkeys playing as kids
To the delight of their parents.
But, there comes a time...Read More
Categories: bedbug, love, marriage,
Form: Free verse

Life is worthless
I am valueless
Everyone despises me
He said....

He got a rope
Around his neck it went
Then unto the tree
In the remotest part
Of the jungle...

His lifeless body was found
By passersby
Who stumbled upon it
On their weary way
From their farms...

Such is the tale
The world...Read More
Categories: bedbug, suicide
Form: Blank verse
gates closed
I was on here before, 
bill gates put me offline, for,
 to upgrade my windows drat...
so i lost me words an chat....
i'm bloody sure, of that:(

rhyming here i bloody see,
casting spells so eerily,
bedbug to wevil it will be,
in my new...Read More
Categories: bedbug, adventure, me,
Form: Ballade
I hate waiting.
I don't like going
anywhere either.

Patience is a
virtue that some
one else got;
cause it's all
lost on me.

Smiling is a googly 
face on a cardboard
with raised eyebrows
so it looks like we
might all be smiling.

Foolish fools is a form
to flee.  Something...Read More
Categories: bedbug, angst, depression, introspection, life
Form: Prose Poetry
The Bedbugs Come to Call
The Bedbugs Come to Call

By Elton Camp

All my life I’ve heard of this pest
In filthy houses they come to nest
Bed bugs you will never detect
Where people have self-respect

It seems now, that’s no longer true
Several things we may come to rue
First...Read More
Categories: bedbug, funnymay,
Form: Rhyme
A Bedbug And A Flea
Greetings bedbug - said a flea
Let me rest my head
In this lovely bed I see

Welcome flea - a bedbug said
For the night here stay
You will very well be fed

Not one bite I’ve had this day
Was the fleas reply
To a body...Read More
Categories: bedbug, animals
Form: Terza Rima
Mr. Bedbug
There is currently an increase in bedbug infestations 
due to an increase in foreign travel.
Bedbugs, hide during the day to feast at night.

They inject an anticoagulant into their host 
to keep its blood flowing as the insect feeds, 
as well...Read More
Categories: bedbug, political,
Form: Free verse
bedbug rut
Follow my voice make your
breath fail
Hips drive and
pump the air
Cylinder falls; choke and stall.

Fall in love
for a first kiss
A battle scar across your lips
Burning kerosene against 
the thin moon
stinging, weltered
rubbing alcohol in a wound

Yoke together under simple
God's ugly celebration
In a...Read More
Categories: bedbug, lost love, together,
Form: I do not know?