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Humorous Beaver Poems

These Humorous Beaver poems are examples of Beaver poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Beaver Humorous poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Leave It To Beaver: the Last Episode
Beaverish, feverish
hot Mrs. Cleaver wished
that her affair had not
given her clap. 

Fast Eddie Haskell, her
boy-toy, that rascal, his 
transmissibility
claims were all crap.

“Tickle me, pickle me,
say...

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Categories: beaver, family, humorous,



The Platypus, a Double Limerick
These are poems about animals by Michael R. Burch

Double Limerick: The Platypus
by Michael R. Burch

The platypus, myopic,
is ungainly, not erotic.
His feet for bed
are over-webbed,
and what...

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Categories: beaver, animal, desire, humor, humorous,

Premium Member The Beaver
The Beaver

Wally Wally Wally
just look at how you've aged.
You've come a long long way
from back when Beaver raged.

It seems that you have done real well
the...

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Categories: beaver, funny, growing up, humorous,


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