Barr Poems

Czar Barr Horn Haiku

czar barr

he has been called czar
attorney general barr
became rising star

what we had was urge
pandemic able to purge
while preventing surge

was the one who carves
does design all of her scarves
with swirls and curves

found that trump was full
of lies and a bunch of bull
who does have much pull

could have been the cure
what we will have to endure
having been

Barr Nun Rally

Make America great again!
Dump your neighbours in a trash bin!
Hang kids in cages!
Scrub names from pages!
Its never a sin when we win!

Won'T You Come Home Bill Barr

Won't you come home Bill Barr
So that we can see the scar
Of a rising star

Jim Horn

Raising the Barr

New Attorney General William Barr
Faced down the Senate's self-appointed czars
   Yet for doing his job, being brave
   He may just have dug his own grave

Barr Report To Himself Was Glowing

Barr Report To Himself Was Glowing

Barr report to himself was really glowing;
While on us he kept growing and growing;
Left with doubt;
We did pout;
Hope everything soon we will be knowing.

Jim Horn

Barr Born For Big Battle

Barr Born for Big Battle

Barr has been born for a big battle,
While swords and many drums rattle;
Became irate;
Does debate,
And about another tale he will tattle.

Politicians with Illusion and Delusion

Politicians appear to be sure of an inclusion,
Of many things that end up being an intrusion;
They hesitate,
Then investigate
Discovered another illusion as well as delusion.

Jim Horn

Bill Barr Not Playing Par

Bill Barr Not Playing Par

Bill Barr has not been playing par;
Leaving us with more than one scar,
Lips beneath,
Yellow teeth;
Apply many feathers and a lot of tar.

85% of us want to see the whole,
total Mueller report. We know that
lying goes on in politics but continual
and habitual is something else.

Trump seems like a king and a dictator
to

Barr

Head of Truth-
Kind and mercy righteous in God goodness going obvious!

If Barr Had Passed the Bar

If Barr Had Passed the Bar

If bar had been passed by Barr,
Which Barr had passed the bar,
Or would it have to grin and bar.

Jim Horn

Could be barging in to start charging,
Languid remarks we had longed for,
We did discover to be disparaging;
Then in the end were embaraging.

Roseann Barr

With her new tv show, Roseann Barr

had the chance once again to go far,

but her most recent gaffe

didn’t garner one laugh,

and her sitcom might get a new star!


Aug. 22, 2018 for the Celebrity Limerick Contest of Tania Kitchin

Roseanne Barr

She is known as Barr Roseanne Barr
a pioneer who set the comedic bar.
she drunk the whole bar then opened her mouth 
and as fate would have it things went south.

Roseann Barr

Trump supporter Roseann Barr

at a baseball game acted so bizarre.

She sang Star Spangled Banner in a screeching sound,

grabbed her crotch and then spit on the ground.


Aug. 1, 2018 for The Clerihew contest of The Name Forsakes Me

Roseanne Barr

Roseanne Barr
Took subtle humor too far
Hurt herself and peers
She'll suffer many years  

Written July31, 2018
For contest

Roseanne Barr

Roseanne Barr a funny lady, so sweet
until her true self appears in an awful tweet,
If the cause was Ambien she should try Horlicks
sleeping pills causes racist remarks, just fiddlesticks.




7/24/2018
Clerihew contest.

Roseanne Barr Not For Contest

Roseanne Barr
She’s now a fallen star
Racist tweets were a no no
No wonder ABC cancelled her show

7/22/18

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