Best Barr Poems
ON BARR TRAIL
the going is steep –
twenty-five percent grade –
twelve miles to the top
legs tire already
we plan to go half way up
to where the trees stop
from there only rock
and no beauty in the climb
we brought a feast
some four miles along
we happen on a meadow,
all nature at peace,
and this silver stream
directly across the path
glistening the rocks
wonderful to be
on this perfect forest glade
we shuck shoes and sox,
roll the pebbles round
wash our aching arms and legs
and luxuriate
then we see a fawn
standing by the wooded edge
feasting without fear
in such surroundings –
this hidden mountain haven –
we sense god is near
no continuing
timberline will have to wait
other time and date
...........................................
From Manitou Springs
Barr Trail goes to the top of Pike's Peak
Roseanne Barr
She’s now a fallen star
Racist tweets were a no no
No wonder ABC cancelled her show
7/22/18
With her new tv show, Roseann Barr
had the chance once again to go far,
but her most recent gaffe
didn’t garner one laugh,
and her sitcom might get a new star!
Aug. 22, 2018 for the Celebrity Limerick Contest of Tania Kitchin
Roseanne Barr a funny lady, so sweet
until her true self appears in an awful tweet,
If the cause was Ambien she should try Horlicks
sleeping pills causes racist remarks, just fiddlesticks.
7/24/2018
Clerihew contest.
Comedian Roseanne Barr
A brash style gone far
Lived the sitcom she created
censorship is overrated
For Contest: Clerihew
Trump supporter Roseann Barr
at a baseball game acted bizarre.
She sang our anthem in a screeching sound,
grabbed her crotch and then spit on the ground.
Aug. 1, 2018 for The Clerihew contest of The Name Forsakes Me
Make America great again!
Dump your neighbours in a trash bin!
Hang kids in cages!
Scrub names from pages!
Its never a sin when we win!
Bill Barr Not Playing Par
Bill Barr has not been playing par;
Leaving us with more than one scar,
Lips beneath,
Yellow teeth;
Apply many feathers and a lot of tar.
85% of us want to see the whole,
total Mueller report. We know that
lying goes on in politics but continual
and habitual is something else.
Trump seems like a king and a dictator
to many. In order for you to have a
rock solid case against Trump you must
desire to have one. How could you have
an unbiased inspection of Trump not
being a Democrat or Republican? All
of this is great to write satirican poems
about and be a great subject for Saturday
Night Live. Everything just seems so lost
and frustrating right now. Physically
responsibile is what I thought that
Republicans once were that way like
Reagan and Bush and were across the
aisle. I thought that we were supposed
to e in search of a happy medium.
How much collusion does it take to
produce criminality. We haven't seen
Trump's tax records, school transcripts
or what he talked about with Putin.
Something still seems so shady and
suspicious. As long as all of this shadiness
and suspiciousness is still there, how
can the majority of America help but be
unhappy and discontented. So there.
I said it and got it all off of my mind.
Feeling unsure and uncertain and knowing
Russia was involved in our election playing
a major impact really bothers me. What are
we doing to keep this from happening again?
Jim Horn
This has had a major impact on my desire
to write anymore piems I am sorry to say.
I will have to sit back and relax and see if
I can regain a new initiative.
She is known as Barr Roseanne Barr
a pioneer who set the comedic bar.
she drunk the whole bar then opened her mouth
and as fate would have it things went south.
New Attorney General William Barr
Faced down the Senate's self-appointed czars
Yet for doing his job, being brave
He may just have dug his own grave
Roseanne Barr talks way too much
Using offensive behavior as a crutch
She tweeted a racist remark on twitter
The comment was mean and bitter
Inspired by the Clerihue Contest
7-21-18
Inspired by the Clerihew Contest
Roseanne Barr
Took subtle humor too far
Hurt herself and peers
She'll suffer many years
Written July31, 2018
For contest
Rosanne Barr
Rosanne Barr took things to extremes
She lost her mind or so it seems
Perhaps one day she just may find
That the American public is not blind
czar barr
he has been called czar
attorney general barr
became rising star
what we had was urge
pandemic able to purge
while preventing surge
was the one who carves
does design all of her scarves
with swirls and curves
found that trump was full
of lies and a bunch of bull
who does have much pull
could have been the cure
what we will have to endure
having been mature
exact example
of adequate and ample
supply of sample.
Jim Horn
MS Rosanne Barr
Used to be a star
Can’t control her mouth
It definitely went south