Best Barr Poems

ON BARR TRAIL

the going is steep –
twenty-five percent grade –
twelve miles to the top

legs tire already
we plan to go half way up
to where the trees stop

from there only rock
and no beauty in the climb
we brought a feast

some four miles along
we happen on a meadow,
all nature...

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Roseanne Barr
She’s now a fallen star
Racist tweets were a no no
No wonder ABC cancelled her show

7/22/18...

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With her new tv show, Roseann Barr

had the chance once again to go far,

but her most recent gaffe

didn’t garner one laugh,

and her sitcom might get a new star!


Aug. 22, 2018 for the Celebrity Limerick Contest of Tania Kitchin...

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Comedian Roseanne Barr
A brash style gone far
Lived the sitcom she created 
censorship is overrated


For Contest: Clerihew...

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Roseanne Barr a funny lady, so sweet
until her true self appears in an awful tweet,
If the cause was Ambien she should try Horlicks
sleeping pills causes racist remarks, just fiddlesticks.




7/24/2018
Clerihew contest....

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Trump supporter Roseann Barr

at a baseball game acted so bizarre.

She sang Star Spangled Banner in a screeching sound,

grabbed her crotch and then spit on the ground.


Aug. 1, 2018 for The Clerihew contest of The Name Forsakes Me...

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Make America great again!
Dump your neighbours in a trash bin!
Hang kids in cages!
Scrub names from pages!
Its never a sin when we win!...

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Bill Barr Not Playing Par

Bill Barr has not been playing par;
Leaving us with more than one scar,
Lips beneath,
Yellow teeth;
Apply many feathers and a lot of tar.

85% of us want to see the whole,
total Mueller report. We know that
lying goes on in politics but continual
and habitual...

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New Attorney General William Barr
Faced down the Senate's self-appointed czars
   Yet for doing his job, being brave
   He may just have dug his own grave...

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Roseanne Barr talks way too much
Using offensive behavior as a crutch
She tweeted a racist remark on twitter
The comment  was mean and bitter



Inspired by the Clerihue Contest





7-21-18 



Inspired by the Clerihew Contest...

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Roseanne Barr
Took subtle humor too far
Hurt herself and peers
She'll suffer many years  

Written July31, 2018
For contest...

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She is known as Barr Roseanne Barr
a pioneer who set the comedic bar.
she drunk the whole bar then opened her mouth 
and as fate would have it things went south....

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Rosanne Barr

Rosanne Barr took things to extremes
She lost her mind or so it seems
Perhaps one day she just may find
That the American public is not blind...

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MS Rosanne Barr
Used to be a star
Can’t control her mouth
It definitely went south...

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czar barr

he has been called czar
attorney general barr
became rising star

what we had was urge
pandemic able to purge
while preventing surge

was the one who carves
does design all of her scarves
with swirls and curves

found that trump was full
of lies and a bunch of bull
who does have much pull

could...

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