Best Barr Poems
On Barr TrailON BARR TRAIL
the going is steep –
twenty-five percent grade –
twelve miles to the top
legs tire already
we plan to go half way up
to where the trees stop
from there only rock
and no beauty in the climb
we brought a feast
some four miles along
we happen on a meadow,
all nature...
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Categories:
barr, nature,
Form:
Haiku
Roseanne Barr Not For ContestRoseanne Barr
She’s now a fallen star
Racist tweets were a no no
No wonder ABC cancelled her show
7/22/18...
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Categories:
barr, celebrity,
Form:
Clerihew
Roseann BarrWith her new tv show, Roseann Barr
had the chance once again to go far,
but her most recent gaffe
didn’t garner one laugh,
and her sitcom might get a new star!
Aug. 22, 2018 for the Celebrity Limerick Contest of Tania Kitchin...
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Categories:
barr, celebrity,
Form:
Limerick
Roseanne BarrComedian Roseanne Barr
A brash style gone far
Lived the sitcom she created
censorship is overrated
For Contest: Clerihew...
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barr, celebrity,
Form:
Clerihew
Roseanne BarrRoseanne Barr a funny lady, so sweet
until her true self appears in an awful tweet,
If the cause was Ambien she should try Horlicks
sleeping pills causes racist remarks, just fiddlesticks.
7/24/2018
Clerihew contest....
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Categories:
barr, racism, sad,
Form:
Clerihew
Roseann BarrTrump supporter Roseann Barr
at a baseball game acted so bizarre.
She sang Star Spangled Banner in a screeching sound,
grabbed her crotch and then spit on the ground.
Aug. 1, 2018 for The Clerihew contest of The Name Forsakes Me...
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Categories:
barr, celebrity, character,
Form:
Clerihew
Barr Nun RallyMake America great again!
Dump your neighbours in a trash bin!
Hang kids in cages!
Scrub names from pages!
Its never a sin when we win!...
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Categories:
barr, usa,
Form:
Limerick
Bill Barr Not Playing ParBill Barr Not Playing Par
Bill Barr has not been playing par;
Leaving us with more than one scar,
Lips beneath,
Yellow teeth;
Apply many feathers and a lot of tar.
85% of us want to see the whole,
total Mueller report. We know that
lying goes on in politics but continual
and habitual...
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Categories:
barr, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Raising the BarrNew Attorney General William Barr
Faced down the Senate's self-appointed czars
Yet for doing his job, being brave
He may just have dug his own grave...
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Categories:
barr, how i feel, judgement,
Form:
Clerihew
Roseanne BarrRoseanne Barr talks way too much
Using offensive behavior as a crutch
She tweeted a racist remark on twitter
The comment was mean and bitter
Inspired by the Clerihue Contest
7-21-18
Inspired by the Clerihew Contest...
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Categories:
barr, how i feel,
Form:
Clerihew
Roseanne BarrShe is known as Barr Roseanne Barr
a pioneer who set the comedic bar.
she drunk the whole bar then opened her mouth
and as fate would have it things went south....
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Categories:
barr, anxiety,
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Clerihew
Roseanne BarrRoseanne Barr
Took subtle humor too far
Hurt herself and peers
She'll suffer many years
Written July31, 2018
For contest...
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Categories:
barr, heartbreak,
Form:
Clerihew
Rosanne BarrRosanne Barr
Rosanne Barr took things to extremes
She lost her mind or so it seems
Perhaps one day she just may find
That the American public is not blind...
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Categories:
barr, analogy,
Form:
Clerihew
Rosanne BarrMS Rosanne Barr
Used to be a star
Can’t control her mouth
It definitely went south...
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Categories:
barr, celebrity,
Form:
Clerihew
Czar Barr Horn Haikuczar barr
he has been called czar
attorney general barr
became rising star
what we had was urge
pandemic able to purge
while preventing surge
was the one who carves
does design all of her scarves
with swirls and curves
found that trump was full
of lies and a bunch of bull
who does have much pull
could...
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Categories:
barr, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku