Short Barr Poems

Head of Truth-
Kind and mercy righteous in God goodness going obvious!...

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MS Rosanne Barr
Used to be a star
Can’t control her mouth
It definitely went south...

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Won't you come home Bill Barr
So that we can see the scar
Of a rising star

Jim Horn...

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hello Barr
this is Woodward
would you like to talk to me 
about a new book
called Justice?
it will be fun....

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Integrity is such a trudge
Its easier to buy a judge
For Trump, Barr none,
Trump's will be done
Americans love a good fudge...

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Comedian Roseanne Barr
A brash style gone far
Lived the sitcom she created 
censorship is overrated


For Contest: Clerihew...

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Justice Barr-Nunn and his nice niece
Went on a vacation to Greece
Under the covers
Justice discovers
The Original Golden Fleece...

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William Barr told Congress a lie
And Mitch Mc Connell knew why
Who cares if they lied?
That's GOP pride!
Giuliani finds a fall guy!...

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Roseanne Barr
She’s now a fallen star
Racist tweets were a no no
No wonder ABC cancelled her show

7/22/18...

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Make America great again!
Dump your neighbours in a trash bin!
Hang kids in cages!
Scrub names from pages!
Its never a sin when we win!...

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Rosanne Barr
should have left it earlier
and left alone
those with hair much curlier 


©7/30/2018

for the CLERIHEW CONTEST Poetry Contest...

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Roseanne Barr
Took subtle humor too far
Hurt herself and peers
She'll suffer many years  

Written July31, 2018
For contest...

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New Attorney General William Barr
Faced down the Senate's self-appointed czars
   Yet for doing his job, being brave
   He may just have dug his own grave...

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Rosanne Barr

Rosanne Barr took things to extremes
She lost her mind or so it seems
Perhaps one day she just may find
That the American public is not blind...

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She is known as Barr Roseanne Barr
a pioneer who set the comedic bar.
she drunk the whole bar then opened her mouth 
and as fate would have it things went south....

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Donald is, "The Apprentice" star
Who loves to fire folk from afar
For a "You're fired!" tweet
Evades "Meet & Greet"
Once again, Trump lowers the Barr...

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To Hear Ears Are Straining

After both of my ears again were straining;
Heard Barr experienced obedience training.
And he must,
Have to adjust;
Down on him Trump's power will be reigning.

Jim Horn...

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Barr Report To Himself Was Glowing

Barr report to himself was really glowing;
While on us he kept growing and growing;
Left with doubt;
We did pout;
Hope everything soon we will be knowing.

Jim Horn...

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Roseanne Barr a funny lady, so sweet
until her true self appears in an awful tweet,
If the cause was Ambien she should try Horlicks
sleeping pills causes racist remarks, just fiddlesticks.




7/24/2018
Clerihew contest....

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Trump supporter Roseann Barr

at a baseball game acted so bizarre.

She sang Star Spangled Banner in a screeching sound,

grabbed her crotch and then spit on the ground.


Aug. 1, 2018 for The Clerihew contest of The Name Forsakes Me...

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With her new tv show, Roseann Barr

had the chance once again to go far,

but her most recent gaffe

didn’t garner one laugh,

and her sitcom might get a new star!


Aug. 22, 2018 for the Celebrity Limerick Contest of Tania Kitchin...

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Roseanne Barr talks way too much
Using offensive behavior as a crutch
She tweeted a racist remark on twitter
The comment  was mean and bitter



Inspired by the Clerihue Contest





7-21-18 



Inspired by the Clerihew Contest...

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If Barr Had Passed the Bar

If bar had been passed by Barr,
Which Barr had passed the bar,
Or would it have to grin and bar.

Jim Horn

Could be barging in to start charging,
Languid remarks we had longed for,
We did discover to be disparaging;
Then in the end were embaraging....

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That idiotic and exasperating, disturbing Rosanne Barr,
walking around gaudy and tasteless, acting like a star.
Blatantly obvious no sane person should be employing,
such an earsplitting voice, so obnoxious and annoying!


CLERIHEW CONTEST Poetry Contest
The Name Foresakes Me
July 21, 2018...

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I am proud to say that as a
natural, untamed, messy-haired
wild woman, 

my husband can be
quickly and rapidly 
completely,
absolutely
afraid, to the
brink of terror
of 
me.

I used to weigh
119 pounds, and
he much more, 
and yet, when
we first got married
I showed him my
barr-my-teeth side,
so there would be 
no misunderstanding.

This is my recipe
for a happy
marriage....

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