Bare Assed Poems - Poems about Bare Assed

...A wind blasted tree, not lightning struck, but raped by a heartless wind. Just the one tree on a bare-assed hill, It stands pallid and naked, its bark striped away by raging teeth. I pic......

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...'Twas the night before Christmas, and I could not sleep, so I left my bed without so much as a peep. And headed to the kitchen for something to eat, buck naked, except for the slippers on ......

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...Limericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors by Michael R. Burch At six-thirty, feeling flirty, I put on the hurdy-gurdy ... But Ms. Purdy, all alert-y, ......

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...Sauna Or Getting Cooked Going viral, a video clip of a hairy burly Caucasian man in a white towel... Approaches a steamed up glass door of a presumably hot sauna cubicle.... Opened the door, ste......

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...After driving so far down the road, I needed some sleep, so I slowed. A sign said "motel"...... but one cannot tell, when the weirdo is due to explode !! This motel had declared a g......

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...u cant really know me so if i gave u a snapshot to show u exactly what u need to know it would be; me, naked and bleeding from 7 cuts, smoking and crying. i laugh sometimes too. i only do it to prove......

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...laced with a goldensilver fleece, lamented laboured listlessly luxurious augmented segmented and critically curious... I'd save penchant face for solving this human's race only to relieve ......

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