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Baps Poems - Poems about Baps


Premium Member The Twelve Days of Christmas On the Isle of Man
...On the first day of Nollick my true love gave to me A Manx cat but there’s no tail to see On the second day of Nollick my true love gave to me Two kipper baps, and a Manx cat but the......

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Categories: baps, christmas, fun, home,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Sunday Morning Joggers
...Goodness, I nearly lost my balance on the spiral seashells and broken sea stone chipping matrix. My quaint obsession with marine life and that skyline paradox blossoming so tantalisingly, might be ......

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Categories: baps, age, art, birth, devotion,
Form: Prose



Back To the 80s
...ake me back to the 80s, with top gun all the rage. with me VHS and Betamax, and Ceefax holiday page. Keith had is hand up Orville, the Rubix cube was fun. Samantha had her baps out, on the ......

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Categories: baps, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Soylent Red
...Forward... for those of you rather younger than I, Soylent Green was a movie in which overpopulation was reduced by making people into biscuits... yes really! SOYLENT RED It’s dark and it’s dri......

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Categories: baps, food, horror,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Dunmurry Incident
...THE DUNMURRY INCIDENT There’s a big row going on in Dunmurry And the whole place has come to a stop There’s a war going on with the girl who makes cakes And the bird in the newspaper shop Th......

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Categories: baps, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Ass Arrangement Is An Ass Assortment
...An assortment of assorted asses assessed antelope antics angelically arranged A vibrant and charming assortment of periwinkles, mints, truffles, sliced peanut cubes, diced baps, and a haddock bast......

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Categories: baps, beach, beautiful,
Form: I do not know?
Chasing Stone Swans
...Half an hour catching stone swans on a very thin window ledge thirty foot from the ground is not a pleasant way to spend the afternoon. And neither is running at great speed down a heavily tarmacked ......

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Categories: baps, art,
Form: I do not know?
Musing Mingling Millipedes Making Musical Moments Moving Mounted Moons
...The anti anatomy of an anarchist is neither an amateur nor an animation. But wheeling a whirring wind is a window wiper moving at over sixty inches per second. Secondary to circumference is a dough d......

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Categories: baps, appreciation, assonance,
Form: I do not know?
Sploosh Not Splashing
...Swarm of lizards on a pizza hut rally. Will make no sense if you dilly and dally. Procrastination is of no better destination than an angled cube on orifice walk. Hear no talk then. Good a gooey sub......

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Categories: baps, age, allah, allegory, allusion,
Form: I do not know?
Ink
...Multiply a horseradish with a jar of mustard and gain what exactly? A pickled onion? A beetroot? It's simply quite fascinating the divination of an oven glove. Materialistic bacon joints in a suit ca......

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Categories: baps, analogy,
Form: I do not know?
Clock Chat
...Oh hello mr afternoon said miss morning! Midday didn't stay for the late breakfast it went out walking down the street towards the restaurant. Midday chimed today. It was very very noisy too. No need......

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Categories: baps, beauty,
Form: I do not know?
Hmmm a Peck Or Not
...Ah fish tails. Surely an apex of thought on a circular run. Home spun then. Bandy bringing braking balls. Throw then. Whirl then. Spun like a wobbly flan. Candyfloss hair in a breeze. Bending like an......

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Categories: baps, adventure, baseball,
Form: I do not know?
My Life Is Like a Movie
...prepared for the drama that life has armed, I'm standing strong so "Bring it on". There's are days i wish i could fly away on a wings of a dove, and get away from this on big "Players Club". I will succeed and not collapse, for i am a young determined "BAPS". Death has knocked on my door from more than one angle, I thank God i have been "Touched by an Angel". For i have been discarded and treated cruelly, but that's okay, because i am truly ......

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Categories: baps, imagination, life,
Form: Verse

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