Soylent Red

Forward... for those of you rather younger than I, Soylent Green was a movie in which overpopulation was reduced by making people into biscuits... yes really!

SOYLENT RED

It’s dark and it’s drizzling 
The burgers are sizzling 
We’re toasting the baps in the grill
No creature was injured
For Ted couldn’t be cured
The virus had made him too ill

And once he was panting
And ceaselessly ranting
His sister conducted the kill 
We skinned him then rinsed him
Then auntie Maud minced him
But then at the door, the old bill

He stood in our porch 
with his baton and torch
And that was the end of that copper
Before we could carve him
We needed to halve him
Which Benjamin did with his chopper

The world now unclean
Full of horrors obscene
With no cure for this human blight
So we off them and scoff them
But two don’t come often
So no-one goes hungry tonight
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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