Bants Poems - Poems about Bants

...An Englishman went to Qatar For the football and bants in the bar I'm here and I'm ***** And I'm after a beer! He said. Oh. All together now. Ah © Gail Foster 18th November 2022......Read the rest...

...Now obvi us is what this poem is about Dancing fur the last time if God exist get ready here i come i will take the loon way round can't imagine my anger no stop would make when you realise ......Read the rest...

...thinking it was done in our favor we quickly found that it had neither been rehersted or a proper procedure to evade it's occurrence: had been sequensed into a plan for evasive action. i paused......Read the rest...

...A mischievous season called Spring Liked to tickle the tree tops an’ ting And teach songs to the birds Full of old fashioned words Oh the rude songs Spring taught them to sing! Spring liked to......Read the rest...

...“Knock, knock” “Who’s there?” I haven’t a clue What day is it? Who’s at my door? “Here is some breakfast I made just for you” Says some stranger who slept on my floor The sight of the eggs and t......Read the rest...