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Bants Poems - Poems about Bants


An Englishman Went To Qatar
...An Englishman went to Qatar For the football and bants in the bar I'm here and I'm ***** And I'm after a beer! He said. Oh. All together now. Ah © Gail Foster 18th November 2022......

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Categories: bants, culture, discrimination, drink, football,
Form: Limerick
Write Tell Me What You Think Its About
...Now obvi us is what this poem is about Dancing fur the last time if God exist get ready here i come i will take the loon way round can't imagine my anger no stop would make when you realise ......

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Categories: bants, poetry,
Form: Free verse



Mischievous Spring
...A mischievous season called Spring Liked to tickle the tree tops an’ ting And teach songs to the birds Full of old fashioned words Oh the rude songs Spring taught them to sing! Spring liked to......

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Categories: bants, fun, humor, joy, nature,
Form: Limerick
The Mourning After the Night Before
...“Knock, knock” “Who’s there?” I haven’t a clue What day is it? Who’s at my door? “Here is some breakfast I made just for you” Says some stranger who slept on my floor The sight of the eggs and t......

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Categories: bants, drink, friendship, fun, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things