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Mischievous Spring

A mischievous season called Spring
Liked to tickle the tree tops an’ ting
And teach songs to the birds
Full of old fashioned words
Oh the rude songs Spring taught them to sing!

Spring liked to laugh, and to run
On the hill tops and wind up the sun
With a glint in her eye
And the hint of a thigh
And her hair down and buttons undone

Sometimes she’d knock off a joke
How the squirrels would squeak as she spoke
And oh how the ****
Loved the sniggery bits
Of the ones for the feistier folk!

Spring liked the tease and the chase
Oh the flirtatious look on her face!
Catch me!  She’d say
Always getting away
Well, not always.  A time, and a place

A word, Winter said, in your ear
You’re crossing a line here, I fear
Enough of the bants
And the flashing of pants
It’s most unbecoming, my dear

Winter, said Spring, you’re as old
And as wet and as grey and as cold
As a sheep in the mud
While I’ve fire in my blood
I shall not do a thing that I’m told!

And off she went, flicking the Vs
I am Spring, and I’ll do what I please!
Off to dance in the ring
With no knickers an’ ting
And to tickle the leaves in the trees

© Gail Foster 17th March 2018

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Date: 4/27/2018 1:06:00 PM
Hello Gail, winter and spring have had a battle here. Winter decided to stay awhile long. It is only now that we are having Spring weather. have a nice day my friend.
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Date: 4/18/2018 1:39:00 PM
An amazing set of Spring limericks, Gail. Excellent. T.J
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Gail Foster
Date: 4/21/2018 4:47:00 AM
Thank you Teppo! If you are interested I have made a recording of this and put it on YouTube. All the best to you.
Date: 4/9/2018 12:09:00 PM
Oh my, this is absolute gold Gail! Brilliant from start to finish! You are so clever. A favourite for me!
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Gail Foster
Date: 4/10/2018 3:51:00 AM
Thanks very much, Nina. This is currently my favourite poem. It's a lot of fun to perform. Happy Spring to you! (It is Spring, right?) :)