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Nina Parmenter, In An Arp Me Tern

...I'm flattered by Nina but need to take her to the cleaners, and splat her inbetweeners with fluid from wieners. Don't mock or beat down Bath when you're Bristolian, you were all conceived in a sea......

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Categories: baldrick, humorous, rap,
Form: Rhyme

This Is Just a List of Sitcom Characters

...Florida Evans Ethel Mertz Theodore Huxtable Michael Scott Mary Albright Bob Vance Dr. Johnny Fever George Jefferson Esther Anderson Mayor Quimby J.J. Evans Lily Aldrin Lisa Douglas Glo......

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Categories: baldrick, allah,
Form: Italian Sonnet

The Soliloquies of My Imagination

...A tale from the soliloquies of my imagination Now I am thinking of evolution My theory reveals the nature's mystery "It all begins in the sea, our ancestry." Scientists bow in my appreciation. A tal......

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Categories: baldrick, humorous, imagination, introspection,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Get On To Baldrick

..."Get on to Baldrick" You pleb, "But I'm one of the best" he said......

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Categories: baldrick, friendship,
Form: Free verse