Nina Parmenter, In An Arp Me Tern
...I'm flattered by Nina but need to take her to the cleaners,
and splat her inbetweeners with fluid from wieners.
Don't mock or beat down Bath when you're Bristolian,
you were all conceived in a sea...
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Categories:
baldrick, humorous, rap,
Form: Rhyme
This Is Just a List of Sitcom Characters
...Florida Evans
Ethel Mertz
Theodore Huxtable
Michael Scott
Mary Albright
Bob Vance
Dr. Johnny Fever
George Jefferson
Esther Anderson
Mayor Quimby
J.J. Evans
Lily Aldrin
Lisa Douglas
Glo...
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Categories:
baldrick, allah,
Form: Italian Sonnet
The Soliloquies of My Imagination
...A tale from the soliloquies of my imagination
Now I am thinking of evolution
My theory reveals the nature's mystery
"It all begins in the sea, our ancestry."
Scientists bow in my appreciation.
A tal...
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Categories:
baldrick, humorous, imagination, introspection,
Form: Limerick
Get On To Baldrick
..."Get on to Baldrick"
You pleb,
"But I'm one of the best"
he said...
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Categories:
baldrick, friendship,
Form: Free verse