Balding Poems - Poems about Balding

Will Shakespeare got some writers starting He didn’t write odes about farting His talent was rare And so was his hair He had an incredible parting...

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*spot poetry written in 15 minutes or less about any random subject I am the hair on a balding man's head not lying down but standing instead Choosing to fight the battle alone escaping the scissors, evading the comb Keeping the faith down through the years dodging the blade of the old barber's shears...

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He wants to look hot and "spicey" But hair "rugs" are much too pricey So he's getting some plugs today Cuz he just doesn't want toupee'...

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Holy crappola My hair's thinning out I'm much too young It's making me pout My pride and joy My whole life through Can't imagine me bald Bet neither can you Given this guy is So rugged and stylish Admittedly sometimes A trifle bit childish A dapper chappy But with everything said My crowning glory Is up on my head It defines who I am No will to carry on If I wake up...

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...adapted from 'Mr Pye' by Mervyn Peake Balding and sprightly, he's filled with bold dreams to make us all happy and free. He selects as his target a small Channel Island, a representative sampling of people just like you and me. All he wants is...

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