Will Shakespeare got some writers starting
He didn’t write odes about farting
His talent was rare
And so was his hair
He had an incredible parting
Categories:
balding, hair, humorous, poets,
Form: Limerick
*spot poetry written in 15 minutes or less about any random subject
I am the hair on a balding man's head
not lying down but standing instead
Choosing to fight the battle alone
escaping the scissors, evading the comb
Keeping the faith down through the years
dodging the blade of the old barber's shears
Categories:
balding, destiny, funny, hair,
Form: Rhyme
He wants to look hot and "spicey"
But hair "rugs" are much too pricey
So he's getting some plugs today
Cuz he just doesn't want toupee'
Categories:
balding, hair, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Holy crappola
My hair's thinning out
I'm much too young
It's making me pout
My pride and joy
My whole life through
Can't imagine me bald
Bet neither can you
Given this guy is
So rugged and stylish
Admittedly sometimes
A trifle bit childish
A dapper chappy
But with everything said
My crowning glory
Is up on my head
It defines who I am
No will to carry on
If I wake up one day
And my coiffure is gone
So take a good look
At my profile pic
The thought of me bald
Is making me sick
© Jack Ellison 2012
Categories:
balding, time, me, me,
Form: Quatrain