Balding

Holy crappola My hair's thinning out I'm much too young It's making me pout My pride and joy My whole life through Can't imagine me bald Bet neither can you Given this guy is So rugged and stylish Admittedly sometimes A trifle bit childish A dapper chappy But with everything said My crowning glory Is up on my head It defines who I am No will to carry on If I wake up one day And my coiffure is gone So take a good look At my profile pic The thought of me bald Is making me sick © Jack Ellison 2012

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Laura Breidenthal

Date: 3/23/2018 2:54:00 PM

Always entertaining to read through these old works here. Some of our features really do define who we are. Just thinking of losing them can be a little disconcerting. Always, Laura

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/23/2018 3:58:00 PM

You sure are reminding me I used to be a poet!!! LOL XOX

Carol Eastman

Date: 10/6/2012 1:17:00 PM

We love you however you come...

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/6/2012 1:31:00 PM

You don't know what you're saying! Once shaved my head in Photoshop to see what I'd look like! Ugh! Took me weeks to recover with the help of a shrink!!!

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 9/26/2012 4:29:00 PM

Buy yourself a new and beautiful mirror Jack. SMILE !!!! Have a nice afternoon. -oxox love Anne-Lise :)

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/26/2012 7:08:00 PM

Great idea Anne Lise! One that takes 20 years off your age! LOL Love ya! Jack xox

Karen Deeks

Date: 9/26/2012 2:13:00 PM

Hahaha! great piece of comfortable humour...i loved your use of words not often used...love dapper chappy.... but my oh my the opening line holy crappola! (had to say it myself) such a fun line lol.... top notch write dear sir which has me smirking...

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/26/2012 3:06:00 PM

Love your phrase, "comfortable humour"!!! Those words that are not often any more used kinda date me eh! LOL Keep smirking my friend... it's good for the soul! Love and happy thoughts, Jack xox

Ilene Bauer

Date: 9/26/2012 11:08:00 AM

you've nailed all your feelings in this poem in a very entertaining way. "what a drag it is getting old!"

Jack Ellison
Date: 9/26/2012 11:23:00 AM

I guess I'm one of the fortunate ones. I'm 77 and still have most of my hair! Yee haw! Love and hugs, Jack xox