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Death came a stalking

...In the realm of the heart which served as our guide
For vanities sake we cheated and lied
And all of the signs that lighted our way
Now darkened and silent had lead us astray
In our haste to proc...

The downplayed hazard of swallowing vitamins a -z

...The downplayed hazard of swallowing vitamins a -z

Ofttimes, I nearly find myself choking,
and frantically beck-kin ing
for immediate intervention in vain,
and my time is a piece of wax
falling...

Facilities that claim they recycle spew nothing but rubbish

...Facilities that claim they recycle spew nothing but rubbish
as does yours truly,
whose ecological ethos
goes out the window
into the cold freezing iceland
prompting the following balderdash.

...

A Baby Daffodil

...A little baby dear Daffodil
Teasing me with her fiddle
Robbing my heart, in my mind
Dancing free, an angel find!

Beneath the way, I belittled shackles
Closing near her, fingers crackles
Alas!...

Though a Democrat, I play the devil's advocate

...Though a Democrat, I play the devil's advocate...

after reading the article
(published in the July + August 2024
issue of Mother Jones)
titled Raging bull - Donald Trump's
pugilistic spokesman...

Trumpeting and mythologizing deranged deplorable basket case as demigod

...Trumpeting and mythologizing deranged deplorable basket case as demigod

Any idea regarding who unnamed individual earned such lofty title? I offer a clue, that averred person unknown to many other...

Still stunned with disbelief

...Still stunned with disbelief...

that our apartment unit B44
received thumbs up
meaning that we passed
the grueling, and harrowing yearly inspection
three days ago - May 28th, 2024.

About a ...

A harrowing drive on the Schuylkill Expressway

...A harrowing drive on the Schuylkill Expressway
(route 76) both heading into
(and a small number of hours later
exiting) center city Philadelphia
to Schwenksville on May 19th, 2024.

Yours truly...

Heterosexual married sexagenarian male

...Heterosexual married sexagenarian male...

Aims to trigger cerebral ******;

Other terms for said phenomena are 
"brain tingles" and "head ******." 
This sensation is described as a pleasant, 
...

Adumbrated Aeration Regarding

...Adumbrated aeration regarding...

crafting reasonable poetic rhyme 
nothing to sneeze... at chew
asthma lingua franca – 
acts as supercalifragilisticexpialidocious glue
inspiring me to skip to ...

Broken Is Spoken Quiet Marks the Spot

...  Spoken said
Verbalized declared enunciated
Given aired voiced
Brought out whispered
Proclaimed commented
Blurted breathed broadcasted

SPOKEN

Asserted affirmed promulgated
Sp...

The Broom And The Pan

...One sunny morn, a broom is sweeping a floor full of dirt.  The dust pan said to the broom, "I will help you!"

  "Thank you," said the broom.  "Thank you for helping me minimize my work."

  "I a...

Dogs Of Cards In History

...Four dogs (Spike, Chilla, Bobi and Bluey) are playing poker on the table.  A cat is the server.


  Spike said, "Whoever wins this game will be the master for one whole week."

  Chilla grinning...

Increase In Head Size

...Increase In Head Size

impossible mission to encapsulate notion 
flitting hither and yon, to and fro
within cranium attached to mine body,
whereby irrefutable proof prevails
predicated when you...

I Relish Sparring Repartee of Clever Quips

...I relish sparring repartee of clever quips...

Particularly, when voicing and/or
writing bon mots doth betake
chuckling clownlike me 
rumbled stilled skin,
and e'en rouses 
this mummified corp...

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