The downplayed hazard of swallowing vitamins a -z

The downplayed hazard of swallowing vitamins a -z Ofttimes, I nearly find myself choking, and frantically beck-kin ing for immediate intervention in vain, and my time is a piece of wax falling on a termite that's choking on the splinters... analogous to swallowing a vitamin that gets stuck in my throat and the story of mein kampf flashes before myopic eyes of mine, and suddenly panic ensues jump/kick starting an immediate repentance of all misdeeds perpetrated since... birth, particularly when emerging out chrysalis of boyhood to young adulthood becoming aware how yours truly affected those people who came in contact with me, whether directly or indirectly, acquaintances, family, friends, strangers, et cetera, even women, who text and sext me thru Facebook Messenger, whereat my accidental and untimely death linkedin to foreign body airway obstruction (FBAO) after swallowing one of countless over the counter vitamins ironically in an attempt to stave off contracting a contagious mortal illness, cuz I wanted to live a healthy life at least reaching the bicentenarian milestone regaling younger generations before mine instantaneous, horrendous, grievous and frivolous exit stage door left, (one signature catchphrase the ghost of Snagglepuss would envy), whereat next of kin found lifeless body of Matthew Scott Harris gratefully dead no longer truckin from a most horrid demise, not even Saving Private Ryan Grace could resuscitate, on the plus side, he avoided fallout linkedin after three Musk kit tears trumpeted MAGA nuff fa cent complements of Project 2025, which manifesto asphyxiated and practically snuffed out life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness for better or worse, (and from this point, the poem takes on a life of its own) deleterious dirty deeds done dirt cheap courtesy the forty seventh president, (whose name cannot be uttered in polite society lest bringing about misfortune), yet whose administration imperiled bedrock of democracy, which manifesto asphyxiated and practically snuffed out life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness for better or worse, thankfully I escaped webbed wide global depredations by dint of unexpected series of unfortunate events courtesy being defeated videlicet grim reaper, whereby the coroner averred the deceased succumbed to a rather torturous demise before the end of the world as we know it leaving two grown daughters and a wife, (whom he wed July 1996) and lived happily ever after yeah right - in his whet dreams banging on the doors qua openings or access points to this collective psychic realm housing Spiritus Mundi to be welcomed into the realm.